Why would someone do this?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Emily, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Don't even know wtf is happening tbh
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Fissure of Man

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    Looks pretty normal to me.
     
  3. Rock

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    What exactly is the problem? What negative things could possibly be said about such a charming picture
     
  4. Immortal_Cake

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    A pierced, herniated urethra... I see no problem, there.
     
  5. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Ugh. I hate bruising/damage/modifications to the head.
     
  6. TwoStar

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    Forever boner?
     
  7. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    /me throws up all over the keyboard
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ah! WTF? Nobody wants to see some wrinkly ball sack. Gross, dude.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    All ball sacks are wrinkly, that is one fucked up Prince Albert.
     
  10. oddguy

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    i don't get it...
     
  11. Ahseyo

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    He's got a complexity of his small penis, therefore his efforts of making it somewhat bigger is...kind of cool
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    It's not small, if it were erect it would look more impressive, but i mean if you're like me your penis size is hard to gauge, thick dicks appear shorter, like mine, long dicks look thin, like his.

    But it's all to do with the size in relation to the size of the person, midgets do not have huge cocks they just appear huge in relation to their stunted body growth size.
    Fatasses have small penises when put in relation to the fact it is dwarved by the huge fat fucking gut hanging over it like peter griffin.
     
  13. Harpoons

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    Speak for yourself.
     
  14. Flu

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    I don't get it? Has OP never seen a healthy, fully developed man's cock before? It looks perfectly normal, and exactly like my own and of all the guy's I know...
     
  15. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I find it PRETTY IRONIC. Given that eric here wants to saw his dick off and dig a second hole to he can shove cocks into.
     
  16. Harpoons

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    As if wanting a sex change is anything more than an angsty teenage phase.