Why Trixie?

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  1. Nanki_Poo

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    Lurking on EDF, I noticed

    Trixie is always making everyone sandwiches.

    Why?

    She's a librarian.

    My Mother is a librarian, and she doesn't make sandwiches. She gets Dad to make those for her.

    From what I'm told, her workmates do similar with their husbands.

    So why is a librarian making sandwiches when that's the job for a kitchen-hand or someone who stays at home?
     
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    Kill yourself.
     
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    Pffffft

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    Maybe she likes making food for people? I like cooking for my friends even though rarely any of us are sober when this happens.
     
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    Female guilty.

    Or just that feeling dissoriented outside her natural habitat, she falls into reassuring and familiar compulsive behaviours as a form of anxiety control.
     
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    Maybe she enjoys watching people eating sandwiches, imagining that her snatch is the sandwich they are so eagerly eating?

    ... I don't do that.
     
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    There, there.

    And yeah, I picture u more of the hot dog type
     
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    Because some people aren't looking for anything logical like money or power. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some people just want to invite others over and make sandwiches for them.

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    Here Op...
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    And to wash it down your mothers milk straight from the tap
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    Enjoy!
     
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    Edit: I just remembered I don't even eat hot dogs. Just noodles, butter chicken and lazy student food.
     
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    LOL!​
     
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    She's a roleplaying faggot. :D
     
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