Why there is no such thing as the Illuminati

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    Prove me wrong.

    Also at 1:14 there is a chorus of "Hail Satan!" Which makes me believe Kanye West has a sense of humor.

     
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    The Illuminati was real, but it disbanded a LONG time ago. Now it's just the Jews.

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    I agree. Most of this Illuminati bullshit is basically conspiracy theorists looking at hermetic groups ,magickal orders ,and neopaganism ,and going: "Oooooo Scary ......I think these people are all in a massive plot to take over the world" .
     
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    Beter than any Kanye's song, as a we all already know
     
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    The inner sanctum of the United Nations is a meditation room with this in it.
     
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    If you actually look into what the Bavarian Illuminati group, they were just into weird Jesus things. The founder has over a dozen books so its not like his beliefs aren't out there.
     
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    WHAT

    You contradicted yourself.
     
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    No I didn't.
     
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    When the thread is derailing, don't put more rocks on the tracks, FFS.
     
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    Yes. You are accusing people who don't believe in the Illuminati of being pedophiles because kids are into the Illuminati.

    As so we have a thread expert here.
     
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    Oh come on. You're engaging the cheapest troll on this forum has had so far. He doesn't even have to try very hard. You flaming homo.
     
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    Also I can't wait for Snorlax to get up in this bitch.
     
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    HOLY SHIT, I CAN POST PICS THAT EXPRESS WHAT I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M FEELING TO. SEE
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    SEE! SEE!
     
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    You had no reason believe to I was a homo. But if your interested masturbating to gay porn just PM ok precious
     
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    See, you're THAT easily trolled, you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Don't you know the first rule of dealing with trolling is "you reply you lose".
     
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    There's no fun in not replying brostine. If you just leave, then where does the lulz go.
     
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    The fact you people can't even begin to take apart the word "Illuminati" in an effort to figure out what it means shows how fucking stupid all of you are. The word "Illuminati" doesn't come from no where, it means something specific.
     
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    OP is another illuminati agent trying to distract us from the truth.

    Where do you come from, WITP? Because that's the only forums where I see faggots post overused image macros to justify themselves.
     
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    What if the truth was there is no Illuminati as the masses understands it, and all that propaganda about the Illuminati trying to kill off most of the world was to distract people from the actual truth? Try and wrap your head around that one.
     
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    You are only saying that because you want to distract me from thinking that YOU are the illuminati. Nice try, nice try. I can type in colored fonts too.
     
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    Man is unwilling to blame himself for being a shortsighted, greedy, evil, and generally incompetent being. So what does he do instead? Blame a villain who cannot defend itself for those who would identify themselves as The Illumined are willing spread such rumors about themselves because it serves the greater purpose of making Man have the urge to fight against an unimaginable, yet tangible, enemy. Now that is the relative truth which is all you need to know.