WHY THE FUCK AM I A MOD!??!

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  1. oddguy

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    FIX THIS RIGHT NOW!!! I AM HAVING A NEUROTIC JEW PANIC ATTACK !!!

    I KNOW YOUR PLAN YOU BASTARDS!
    YOU DID THIS @Edgeworth ! YOU WANT MY SEXY BODY SO YOU THINK THAT BY MAKING ME A MOD I WILL TURN GAY AND YOU CAN HAVE ME ! BUT IT WONT WORK ! YOU WILL NOT GET MY VERGINAL ASSHOLE !

    This sounds like work... QQ

    On the other hand... lets see you fuck up my polls now Joe !
     
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    It's actually so they can delete posts and blame it on you. You're a scape goat.
     
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    :rainbow: :rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow:
    :rainbow: KIBOU FOR MOD 2012 :rainbow:
    :rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow::rainbow: :rainbow:
     
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    “The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
    To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
    To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
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    @oddguy needs a medal of homosex now.
     
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    I do not understand how one finds out that they are, in fact, a moderator? Do they receive some kind of message in their alert panel or are they just suddenly a moderator without warning?
     
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    No we don't tell them in advance, and they don't get a notification. Tho I will @tag them in the mod forum after-the-fact sometimes.
     
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    Okay.
     
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    you must be so excited!
     
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    Relax Modguy, enjoy the ride.
     
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    So jew finally did it, huh. Hopefully you will now follow the tradition and, like every mod before you, you won't post ever again.

    @TwoStar is so painfully obvious you're jealous and desperately want to be a mod is not even funny anymore.
     
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    so true. i wonder why that is.

     
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    This is a bad thread... Who made it?
    Oh wait! IT WAS ME!!!!
     
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    oddgay was made a mod because he is an upstanding quality poster of edf2
     
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    Oddguy digivolved into

    modguy

    wooooo! woooooo!

    jewjitsu in ya faces, bitches
     
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    Wow, that was a joke from ages ago, mang. Let it go.
     
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    You suppose? well you suppose terribly. Your audacity won't go unrewarded, for we've become sworn enemies, you and I.
     
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    Oh ...............My................Goodness

    Welp we are fucked .
     
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    Giant Panda Gives Birth at National Zoo



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    The Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C., has some exciting news: Its female giant panda, Mei Xiang, has given birth to a cub.
    Zookepers have not been able to get up close to the newborn, but based on Mei Xiang's behavior and the sounds observed in webcam footage, they believe the baby was born at about 10:46 p.m. ET on Sunday (Sept. 16).
    "She is cradling her cub closely, and she looks so tired, but every time she tries to lay down, the cub squawks and she sits right up and cradles the cub more closely," the zoo's chief veterinarian Suzan Murray said in a statement. "She is the poster child for a perfect panda mom."
    The zookeepers are staying at a safe distance from the mom and baby, because they want Mei Xiang to raise her cub naturally. It could be a few weeks before the 14-year-old female leaves her baby alone long enough for the zoo's veterinary team to give the furball a brief checkup and determine its sex. The cub's birth comes seven years after Tai Shan, the zoo's only prior cub, was born to Mei Xiang in 2005. He was moved to China in 2010. [ Fun Facts About Giant Pandas ]
    It's difficult to breed pandas in captivity. Females are fertile just one or two days a year, and attempts to coax a panda pair to mate naturally during that short window often fail. Moreover, it's tough to know the success of artificial insemination until a cub appears. Female pandas almost always undergo a false pregnancy after they ovulate, but don't conceive; the pseudo pregnancy mimics the real thing, as the pandas sleep a lot, make bamboo nests and show a spike in hormone levels.
    Mei Xiang had been artificially inseminated on April 29 and 30 with sperm from the zoo's adult male, Tian Tian. The panda parents are on loan to the United States from China until 2015. As only 1,600 giant pandas are left in the wild, captive breeding is an important way for scientists to study and conserve the endangered species.
    Across the country, the San Diego Zoo also welcomed a new panda cub this year. The baby boy was the sixth cub born to the zoo's female Bai Yun and zookeepers have reported that he is healthy and just started opening his eyes.
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