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    Because they eventually get a gf and leave this shitthole. I mean, just until their inevitable return to rock bottom. The ones that don't return either got married or killed themselves.
     
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    i could never leave ED

    who needs a gf/bf when i've got you faggots
     
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    I always been on ED. I have too much free time on my hand as I don’t work nor I do any job other than posing for cameras every now and then. Unlike many slaves.
     
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    We aren't gonna kiss you good morning nor give you children to milk some money out of once you are older.
     
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    Exactly! ED is cheaper than a condom and birth control
     
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    this thread is sad and gay, stop projecting.
     
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    You have it other other way around. You are going to be the one milking THEM for money once you are too old to wipe your own ass. We wont though. So what will you do then? You will just have a smelly shitty ass. We will just laugh at you. I mean, that's if we hadn't all killed ourselves by them.

    How's your day been going?
     
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    not bad.
     
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    Yeah but I'll be so rich by then that I'll just pay one of you guys to wipe my ass. At $150/hr I doubt many people will be so against wiping my ass. Hell, it'll be a privilege.
     
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    You made 150 bucks that one time you installed Norton Anti-Virus to some dumbasses computer and it took you an hour. 150 bucks an hour, lmfao. Keep going. You'll be Weezus v 3.0 soon enough, right after Kurisu.
     
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    Also, you cant fold money into a kid with your DNA who is going to make you proud at that school talent show doing a
    somersault or something stupid like that.

    You'll just have Netflix pro in 4k on your dusty 50 inch piece of shit screen and a life sized doll to cuddle with next to you.

    Hey, no worries bro, if you add an extra 2k of your unlimited funds you could even add a heating element in there and self--cleaning carbon nanotube fleshlight as a bonus. Money does buy happiness.
     
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    I have no clue what your deal is. Maybe you aren't getting FUCKED enough. I know that feeling.
     
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    she does her shit and I do mine. We can't cuddle all day long, that would get boring pretty fast.
     
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    Ah, the old once a week routine. You do know that this will turn into once a month once your are married, right?

    You'll get 1 handjob for every 28 times you take out the trash. Is this what you want?
     
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    you know it to be true
     
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    My ex was already acting like we were married the second I moved in. It was a nightmare. It really was. Please tread carefully. You need to be fucking like rabbits and she has to be willing to do anything for you in bed, that she was willing to do for other guys, and then some more.

    Otherwise run for the hills. Dead serious.
     
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    have any kids?
     
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    I mean just think about it. If she does everything for you now then she will do about 50% of it 6 months into the marriage. That's not too bad, but only if you started out really good.

    If she is already reluctant to do things before that then you are doomed from this point on.
     
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    Oh god no. She was pestering me with it at about 6 months in the relationship. I mean, holy shit. The 6 month point is where the heat cools down and needs to turn into something deeper. A time to think. Or maybe a time act like even more of a bitch and demand kids on top of that. Good times.
     
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    are you overweight /how big is your penis / can you get it up?
     
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    No, I'm muscular, length is right at average, though by girth is bigger than normal. Yes.
     
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    I still remember that dickpic you sent me, the way the camera was angled and shit. I've been abused.
     
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    Goyim never forget 6 trillion of the chosen people who died in Shoah!
     
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