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Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Dynamic Entry, Aug 27, 2011.
and they dont register? i dont understand
bunch of roody poo candy asses that are afraid of confrontation
so what, they just watch us post in these threads?
Yeah I don't understand it either
well FUCK these FAGGOT guests. i hope they read this. i be theyre from that faggot ohinternet site. SUCK MY ASS, GUESTS.
They're poor in the lulz section. So they live off of ours. It's like welfare, just know your doing a public service.
Yes, but hopefully our kool rubs off and they become less niggerish. We can only hope to make the internets a lulzy'er place.
also, how do i aquire those shiny nice medals some of you folks have??
then they should join the movement, rather than leeching off our lulz.
Spam DocEvil's user page and he'll surely give you some.
is that how everyone gets them? i dont want to resort to faggotry.
They come for TL;DR Rice ramblings and equally TL Flu stories, Zaiger's autoertoicism and to get a glimpse at all the rest of you studs and slags posting in the Yearbook thread. All-in-all, we're doing the gayLord's work, and I think people respect that.
Yes, just trust me. Doc is a kool cat about medals.
its like they are just watching the lulz at work, like some tour at a lulz/troll factory.
okay. cuz i want the smoking one. speaking of smoking im dying for a cigarette
Hopefully that factory is Wonka's Candy Shop, so they'll all be taken by various fitting mishaps.
Because they probably tried to register, but Zaiger likes to activate every account individually so that he feels like a great puppet master, and each and every one of us is his toy, whom he personally stamps with his mark.
i still think thier spying on us, seeing if were planning raids and whatnot.
and then are carried off by orange green haired singing midgets
I had to suck him off in the shower of a YMCA.
He just kept saying "Yeaa.. Yeaa.." over and over as I sucked him, in this weird paternal, soothing, but sadistic kind of way. Then he sodomized me and, in that same caring, fatherly tone, kept asking, "Does this hurt? Does this hurt you?" as he jammed his dick in. I'd whimper, and he'd make this soothing, "Shhhh..Shhh..." noise like a mother to her baby... but then he'd pound harder.
All in all, it was a pretty cool birthday and I really like being a forum member.
What? He told me I was special? That I was his first and only!
dont post gay fatansy stories in my thread. kthx.
i won't and i didn't. that shit was real. i still fart silent and shit just falls out of my gaping ass.
he was using his fancy lawyer talk. he told me i was his first also, and i believed him because, you know, look at him... but when i pressed him he came clean: i was his first... white guy [in a YMCA washroom.]
Lawyer talk, man.
We just can't get email confirmation working :-p
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DYNAMIC ENTRY.
Mr. Man cooked a fine Thanksgiving turkey dinner with all the fixings. His gay Latino boyfriend was the only guest over for dinner, as it had been specially cooked for him by the elder Mr. Man.
As the two sat down to eat, Mr. Man's boyfriend poked blandly at the meal. His two pursed lips reminded Mr. Man of a ripe ruby asshole, but on those bloomed lips was a look of sad disinterest.
"What's the matter, baby?" Mr. Man asked his gay Latino boyfriend.
"Oh hommie," the gay Latino, and Freddie Mercury impersonator, moaned, "you knowa how I only leeik to eeat starfish!"
"I slaved all day in this hot kitchen just for you!" Mr. Man exclaimed - but caught himself. He cooled down. His Latino boyfriend was so cute and hot when he was pouty, so Mr. Man had a plan.
"Here, honey-child," the elder faggot said, as he dropped his pants to reveal a nude and muscular ass. He stretched apart his tight buttocks - the muscles therein were loath to relent, but Mr. Man pried them apart with some strength. He stretched his ruby-brown asshole apart and took a handful of turkey and stuffing, with all the fixings and gravy, and smeared it over his pursed rectum like pre-shit, stuffing hunks of Thanksgiving bird even up his man-snatch.
"Oooooo!!!" the gay Latino Freddie Mercury impersonator cooed. "Oh Mr. Man - you soooo spiiiiiccyy!!!"
Like a starving dog diggin for a bone, the gay boyfriend plowed his nose into the muscular anus of his lover and tongued the cranberry sauce from his significantly older partners shitter, he sucked the plug of turkey from his butter lubed asshole, chewing on stuffing and dingleberry alike, smacking his lips against the Mr. Man's yam smeared balls.
The gay Latino boyfriend ripped his mouth from Mr. Man's ass only for a moment while his elder boyfriend continued to stretched his gaping asshole wide apart. With puppydog eyes, the spicy spic looked up, said "Thisia the bessst Thanksgiving EVAR!!"
"Just wait until dessert " Mr. Man slyly lisped.
It was broken and no one bothered to tell me? :/ Also I'm pretty sure it's not broken. It's also so much more intimate when we personally approve you. It's the golden acceptance into something that people strive for. It's like an elite club where everyone is eventually accepted.
I know it didn't work when the forum was first created.
Emphasis on the last part
Would be cool if we didn't accept certain people.