Why is it that you all seem to know so much about furries?

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Obsequious, Oct 15, 2011.

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    It seems most people on here have a rather low opinion of furries. What puzzles me is that you even know enough about furries to have a low opinion of them. I read ED articles and ED forum rants and I see all these references to furry Web sites and aspects of furry culture which I've never heard of and know nothing about.

    How is it that you all are so intimately acquainted with every little detail of the furry scene?

    I suspect most of you are deeply closeted furries, attacking out-of-the-closet furries the way closeted homosexuals engage in fag-bashing.

    The more you assert your hatred for the furry scene, the more convinced I become that you fantasize about being an ocelot when you masturbate.

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    Well actually there are numerous furries on ED, not all like you so implied. Other than that you have obviously never heard the quote "Know your enemy". Unlike you who jumped to conclusions and stereotyped "most of" us as "deeply closeted furries" ED actually obtains actual knowledge on our sick sick fucks of the internet, and properly use this information and however else we can reveal how sick these fuckers are.

    In Case Your not getting it lets take something form the cold war. A lot of anti-communist nations knew quite a lot about Communism, but as I said, they were anti-Communist...with your logic that cannot be possible as they now to much about Communism....
     
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    I am a furry.
     
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    what a pretty cat!!! :nyan2:
    i'm not a furry...
    i just own & like cats.
     
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    What is it about the furries that you find so sick? I get that it's really fucking weird to beat off while imagining oneself as a half human/half fox monstrosity, but it's not like they're hurting anybody. They're not pedos, are they?
     
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    I am a furry
     
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    Then you must be a good person and I like you!
     
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    No, but they spam the internet with their shitty pornography and force people to sift through it to find more suitable porn, by the time they find it all the furry porn has already caused them to go soft. The purpose of destroying them is not to eradicate them form existence, but to beat them back into their basement were they can practice their shame in private and away from view of proper society. And mabve the occasional get together in one of their basements.
     
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    oddguy, get the fuck in here... we got another...
     
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    The only problem with your argument is that even without furries, there are plenty of normal porn enthusiasts out there ruining the average person's quest for porn by making and uploading normal porn that's completely disgusting.

    It's like, fuck, dude, I just want to watch a woman getting fucked by men with large penises! I don't want to watch a woman licking a man's asshole, no matter how much that man seems to be enjoying it! And I don't want to see ass-gaping, nor ATM. Gross, gross, gross!
     
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    Yea, but they are one of the biggest producers of shit porn, and they spread it around the internet more than Christians spread their shit philosophy around the world. And its a lot more obvious so you can't really skim by it to well. Its just a lot more common and is not right as fucking animals is unnatural and causes Aids, that would be okay if it just stuck with gays, but with Christians ungaying them it has spread into the straight community.
     
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    Have you told the CDC about this?
     
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    Hell no, only idiots and their unfortunate offspring get aids, its great population control!
     
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    FURSECUTION!
     
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    I like porn, furry porn could be good, but most artists are down right terrible with no anatomic study what so ever, since all hentai and furry porn has no sense of anatomy, porn=whats the point of watching it lol???

    Furries are more of "let's take what the humans are doing and make it our own" in which others feel furries take what others like and trash it.

    But let's skip the bullshit and let me explain why I do despise the many furries out there, they typically have a childish nature, tend to believe they are some animal trap via human body, or make up some wild belief like Pokemon aren't meant to be tools of battle/etc. buuuut... that's their purpose. With these manners/behaviors this is why they get nasty looks on the streets, its not really the furries that are the bad guys, its the furries who make the furries look like the bad guys.
     
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    why the fuck does OP even care?

    closet furry in my opinion.
     
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    I can agree with that lol.
     
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    why else would he make a BAWW thread going LEAVE THE FURRIES ALONE, THEY DONT HURT ANYONE
     
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    Only a furry would cause they feel "misundahstod".
     
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    in conclusion, OP is a furry. and a faggot.
     
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    they do hurt people.They hurt every fucking community they become a part of by bring them and every other fucking furry they know and being butt hurt over any kind of criticism about there art or there bullshit I do not hate furrys but, they should stick to there own community's and leave the art sites like DA and CA alone.or else its furry season.
     
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    OP is a furry? No shit, Sherlocks.
     
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    I'm not asking you to leave the furries alone. I don't care what you do to them. I am just stunned by your extensive furry knowledge.

    As to this assertion that furries ruin porn for the rest of us, it occurred to me to wonder where, exactly, you all are getting your porn? I've downloaded a TON or porn in my day, and I don't think I've ever really run across any furry porn.

    It seems more like the kind of thing you'd only find if you were intentionally looking for it.
     
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    Also, how is this a BAWW thread?
     
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    of course were intenionally looking for it. what prosecution doesnt have evidence? to know fight thy enemy, you must know thy enemy.:hitler2:
     
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    well....to answer you question the EDitors making articles on furry drama are furries themselves.
     
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    We have allot of furry contributors here on ED, plenty of furries are sleeper agents, but even without furries contributing, you are forgetting that furries in general do not go to much trouble in concealing their furfaggotry, they are too open about it, it's not like you have to be a high ranking furry that has donated so much money to the furfaggotry cause to be privy to this information.

    You're out of the closet!!