Why is it that Asians...

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Baya Rae 4900, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    ...age slower than Humans?
     
  2. Likeicare

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    they don't....it's just that asians only have 2 different ages, really young, and incredibly old....and there is no phasing into it, it happens in a split second
     
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    the sideways vagina leaves Asian babies with damage to the portion of the brain that regulates hormones. They aren't aging slower, they just take longer to go through puberty. It's why Asian chicks look 12 until 30 and Asian guys are shy and don't like girls until their parents arrange a marriage for them. AND once the hormones are fully dispersed at around age 50, Asians quickly age and shrivel up like graeps in the sun.
     
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    There should be a separate forum for The Member Formerly Known As Baya's shitty threads so the rest of us would know what to avoid.
     
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