why is gay sex

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  1. SPQR

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    Not good for you? Explain.
     
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    Cause big dicks up your ass is bad for your health
     
  3. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    It gets you HIV AIDS
     
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    Anal Prolapses probably hurt like hell. Just a thought.
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    Magic Johnson is magic. Hence him not being six feet under yet.

    PROTIP: If you get AIDS, find Magic Johnson and learn his wizardly skills.
     
  7. SPQR

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    Fact: magic johnson can out live a cockroach or twinkie post apocalypse


    Edit: thought, what if magic johnson fucked an aids infested nigger african. Would it cure them?
     
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    Actually, I take the opposite stance as OP -- GAY SEX IS AWESOME AND WONDERFUL!
    (As long as it's rape.)

    Speaking as the manliest man - he, who originated the 'Apex Diet,' of only eating apex carnivores - fucking another man is the most manly thing you can do. However, for it to be manly, it can NEVER be consensual (*see below). To fuck another man (preferably a muscle man) is like winning two-fights at once. As man is the penultimate being, to subdue him physically and mentally using only your own naked body is a Herculean Triumph. You are so manly for doing it.

    * But consensual "gay" sex (double defeat) is abhorrent. It's two (weak) men consenting to a power-share: both men will themselves to be raped; to play subordinate. Both men shed their warrior status by engaging in carnal-play. Sex isn't play. It's not even a sport. Sex is the primary function. It's the hunt and kill: all weapons are designed by men and based on the Cock. Sex is victory. [Willing] gay sex is double-defeat. There is no victor.

    The only way gay sex can be awesome would be through the addition of a third party: one who rapes both men, and shares none of the glory.
     
  10. Bunifa Latifa

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    i have had lesbian sex before and it was very enjoyable

    does that count as gay sex?
     
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    kay

    i lurrrve lesbian sex
     
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    I'm a faggot. Fagsex is good.
     
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  15. SPQR

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    So if your gonna have gay sex lesbian sex is safer?
     
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    Gay buttsex is great.
     
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    i know you cant help but be homosex.

    but we dont care if you have gay buttsecks.,

    talk about that with your boyfriend plz.
     
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    Cool story bro.
     
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    Notice how EmilyPlays Eric the hairy trucker's objection was the CONSEQUENCE. not the act. Eric LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES taking it in the ass.
     
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    The story of the destruction of Sodom is a classic example of how God feels about homosexuality. There is no doubt that the men of Sodom had physical sex with each other. This is proven by the language of scripture. The NIV, Gen. 19:5 reads, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." The King James Version says the same thing in its Elizabethan English of 1611: "Bring them out unto us that we may know them." All intelligent Bible scholars accept "know" in this context as relating to sexual intercourse. The classic example is in the story of the virgin birth of Jesus Himself. Matthew 1:25 tells us that Joseph "knew her not till she (the Virgin Mary) had brought forth her firstborn son:..." Gen. 4:1 is another proof of the King James meaning of the word "know" in this context: "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived,..."
     
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    we already have a preacher here
     
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    fuck off you blood smudget
     
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    There is such a thing as righteous anger. And sometimes we need to talk about problems or deal with dangerous situations. (Even at these times, we must exercise self-control.) Yet most of the time, our anger is not righteous. As James wrote, "Man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires" (James 1:20).
     
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    IM PISSED THAT YOU ARE IMPERSONATING JESUS
     
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    A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother."
    Prov 18:24
     
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    are you asking to be my friend?
     
  28. Regi

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    "A friend loves at all times,
    And a brother is born for adversity."
    Prov 17:17
     
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    answer the question yes or no
     
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    "Better is open rebuke
    than hidden love.

    Wounds from a friend can be trusted,
    but an enemy multiplies kisses."
    Proverbs 27:5-6