Why I don't like WhiteDove-Creations AND I am a loser who staffs a brony convention.

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    These are my stories.

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    Ok, I will tell you, but this probably deserves its own thread.


    Here's the correspondence. DA notes are retarded, so you read them from the bottom up.

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    Basically, a fellow staffer blew 300bux on a hand made rainbow dash plush doll, was acting creepy with it, and my then-roommate took a picture of herself acing like she was boning it. That was what I was relating to her. My reasoning was that artists love to hear about their work.

    She took it like a typical tartlet, and told the convention chair. I sincerely apologized, because the con chair is a long-time friend. They made me swear to never talk to her again. Which honestly, is no big deal. I don't care for people who are humorless. In retrospect, I shouldn't have mentioned I was associated with the convention, but I am stupid sometimes.

    Whitedove also makes plush toys for the people who actually work for the show, and because of these connections, what I did was apparently super reprehensible and "should be happy [I wasn't] kicked off the staff for making such bad PR".

    tl;dr ponies are srs business
     
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    You are not a loser because you think it's cool to come back from conventions with fresh drama to share. Making a easy shilling off societies leftovers is never a crime
     
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    Thank you. Nobody understands me like strangers on the internet.

    A huge perk of staffing conventions is getting to witness drama. Something always goes wrong.
     
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    I have an update to this tale.

    As it goes, the con-chair and me are cool, so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal if I showed up on the way back from a meeting for another convention I staff, to see if I could find some time to hang out with the only person there that I really care about.

    The dude who has the 300bux Dash plush was the first person to see me, and for a microsecond, it looked like he had an aneurysm when he saw me. We'll call him Dash-plush.

    Here's a refresher: whitedove only knows of me from my dA profile, meaning she doesn't know what I look like. At another convention at which she was also a guest of honor. We were in the same room and she didn't look twice at me. I want nothing to do with the lady, so there is, and was no issue at that event. She is also aware of this topic thanks to some spoilsport white knights. I have no idea who could have told her, BUT I was enthused to hear that she was offended by every part of it, especially the skull fucking comment, considering I wasn't actively trying to be offensive. Moving on...

    Dash-plush nearly had a stroke to see me there, as I arrogantly waltzed into convention operations, beamed him a shit-eating grin, and took a seat and chatted up my old roommate. Five minutes later, the co-chair comes in telling me that I need to go, albeit tactfully. He explained that at his convention, where he called the shots, I was welcome, but this wasn't his gig, so I had to leave. I demanded to speak with the chairman, and when he got there, apparently "You can come to my convention for free anytime" doesn't mean "You can come to my convention for free anytime". He then explained that he and the co-chair had no issues with me being there, but some of the whitedove fanboys who know about this topic, or what I said to her did, namely, Dash-plush.

    They wouldn't admit that it was Dash-plush that wanted me gone, but their reaction when I asked them if it was him told me everything. The chair then escorted me out so that Dash-plush could see that the "situation", as Dash-plush put it, was handled.

    tl;dr: I got kicked out of a fucking pony convention, what a great first thing to be booted from. Sincerely, fuck you, Dash-plush, like you fuck over that doll of yours, because I KNOW you do. You can't wash cum stains out of minky, you bastard. Feel free to pass that on, my dearest knights.

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    Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
     
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    My logic is: if dash-plush can afford a 300 dollar toy, he can also afford another dash plush from ToysRUs and a flesh light to go with it.

    Also: my 1000th post is about dash-plush. He just keeps taking from me.
     
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    The official thread of autism is what this is.
     
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    Yeah, now that you're in on the conversation.
     
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    SWfan said:
    The official thread of lame , boring , generic insults is what this is.​
     
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    @Nouble Digger that av your using and that dash-plush is wrong on so many levels.
     
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