Why does our asshole have hairs?

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    What purpose do they serve? They serve no useful purpose whatsoever, the only thing they do is trap moisture and cause dingleberries to form.

    Fuck asshole hairs! If you try to shave em off you end up with aside from razorbumps, short stiff pointy asshole hairs that are prickly and uncomfortable, if you try and wax them off, there's gonna be a small open wound in the hair follicle and bacteria from SHIT is gonna get in there and cause extreme itching as they become mildly infected for a while.

    Forget genetic research into cancer, start researching how to stop people from having asshole hairs.
     
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    Dude what about hairs on teh poosay?
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Some girls never ever have pubic hairs their entire life.
     
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    What about their assholes? YOU GUYS!!
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Probably not, a girl like that would get nothing but anal sex, so much so, they will need a colostomy bag to do thah poo's since anus will be too sore.
     
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    Dude yes. A hairy colostomy bag.
     
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    did you really think you would find an answer on EDF ?
     
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    Fix'd
     
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    I'd trust an answer from EDF than an answer from Yahoo! Answers And Wiki Answers any day.
     
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    His creations, yiu referring to the anuses or the people he created?
    Both can be called assholes.
     
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    The people he created.
    if i was God i'd hate people too.
     
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    Because nature wants us to develop a rash when we sweat or don't wipe our asses right.
     
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    Razor bumps and short stiff pointy asshole hairs my foot, I still shave everything off no matter what.
     
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    lol none of that shit ever happens to me, I must be a pro.
     
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    Or your pubic hairs are made by the same company that makes non itchy toilet paper.
    I cannot imaginr anybody shaving their asshole daily as someone who shaves their face.
    Do girls even get anus hairs?
     
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    Uh yeah, we do. That's basic biology. You don't know much about the world do you? lol
     
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    he is a robot, robots don't know anything about biology.
     
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    How am i supposed to know? Girls only show their asshole if they have shaven it.
    And i don't feel like googling "female anus hair" chances are it will lead to gay porn.
     
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    It's common knowledge.
     
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  23. ExplosiveDiareah

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    No, it's common knowledge that girls like to pretend they have no natural hairs on their legs or armpits, the idea is, that somebody unsure won't know if all the girls he or she has seen had no hairs in that area, which is why they do it.

    In fact, DID YOU KNOW???? In some parts of the world italy i think it was, the chicks have NO PUBIC HAIR EVER.
    That's NOT common knowledge.
     
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    so God does hate us!
     
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    Still common knowledge. You can't win.
     
  28. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Too late i already did.
     
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    Uhh no.
     
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    When we evolved from monkeys although we lost some of our hair we did not lose all of it because we are still in a state of transition. HTH