Why does France suck at everything?

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    I understand the "surrender monkey" stuff, and all that with all the wars they lose. But is there a reason why they suck at everything else? They can't even make good wine because it tastes like mold, and their food sucks as well. All their women are hairy, so not really fuckable. So, why do they suck?Is it genetic or something?
     
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    France is god's attempt to put all the dumb fucktards in one place, away from everyone else.
     
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    But there's Africa...
     
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    Same as France, but with niggers instead.
     
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    I think you guys are confusing France with America, Britain and, indeed, the rest of the Anglosphere.
     
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    Why so /int/, HKS?

    Besides, to a regular Frenchman all other nations and communities of this planet are merely short-term clusters of inferior beings - why would they want to provide you with a good booze in the first place?

    You observe France from low tier that has been assigned to you by Cause itself, while Frenchman can enjoy solitary existence within the safety of his pocket dimension.
     
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    Each country houses it's own kind of fucktard. (unless its a 3rd world country, they can fuck off)
     
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    Any country that serves good booze is worth their merits.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    IT SUCKS CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF JEWS...IMAO
     
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    believe me ...im not in heaven LOLOLOL
     
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    France doesn't suck at everything. This is just a stupid American myth.
     
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    Yeah, sometimes they don't suck at sucking.
     
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    What exactly does France suck at?
     
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    Not raping third world nations.
     
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    My country was under French rule (times of Napoleon Bonaparte)
    They treated us with respect and really nicely. Helped us develop our culture & language.
    I'm not fond of their language; hated learning it in High School.
     
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    Actually, here are a few things France is good at:
     
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    I'm a mix of French and German (by blood), and I must say I'm much more happy about the French than the German.
     
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    To be fair, empires tend to treat a nation of whores quite favourably. It's only those who have any decency that feel their wrath.
     
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    Most of the countries they tried to invade even under Napoleon were in a state of inner-society chaos and still manage to fuck and up fail. Spain was still filled with in-breds and they eased up by getting paintings like seriously
     
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    Every country is cursed with its national spirit or whatever. Its the one personality trait foreginers from far away come to visit to witness and the neighbouring countries hate about them.
    France's problem is arrogance and an immediate sense of failure and suicidal defeatism when their expectations arent met. Its not that they are worse than anyone else, its that they cant stand any kind of less than perfection without resorting to self-flagellation and saying "just kill me now, i give up". Its a destestable quality in both ends of it.