Why does everyone hate the Jews ?

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    Would anyone care to shed some light on this phenomenon ?
     
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    Noone hates jews. Who told you that?

    we hate fat people and black people.

    but we love fat black people.
     
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    The Jewish are nothing more than reptilian extraterrestrials wearing human skin. They ruin economies and hoard gold. Seeing this problem, 20th century visionary, Adolf Hitler asked himself: how can I help the Jews return to their home-world? To solve this problem, he gathered Germany's brightest minds and asked them to devise a means to exit the Earth's orbit. Thus was rocketry born. While his scientists tested rockets, Hitler realized that it would be much easier if he could stuff as many Jews as he could per rocket. There were a lot of Jews after all, and Germany's resources were finite. He created the concentration camp system where the Jews would be converted into concentrated, compact ashes for lighter loads. The Jews could probably figure out how to reassemble themselves once they got home. Everything was going well until the U.S., G.B., France, and the U.S.S.R. got seriously jealous and tried to steal all of Germany's hard work. You know how it ended.
     
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    ^^^^this tl:dr post made me like jews.
     
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    Jews are mad butthurt that other prophets, legitimate ones, have come along, making them irrelevant, or not the prime focus of the Abrahamic tradition. This makes them so mad, the ones who are in power are tempted by Satan to commit evil, such as destroy or undermine other prophets in this tradition. The Jews first opposed Christ and then Muhammad. The Jews even conspired with the pagan idolaters against Muhammad.

    Yes, it is as silly as that. Jews are mad they are no longer the chosen people and SOME of their leaders are jealous that God's love is not solely focused on them. 2:124 When Abraham's Lord tested him with certain commandments, which he fulfilled, He said, 'I will make you a leader of people.' Abraham asked, 'And will You make leaders from my descendants too?' God answered, 'My pledge does not hold for those who do evil.'
     
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    Jealousy.
     
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    I already explained it quite well, but I see your attention whoring is acting up. I would be angry, but I know you people can't help yourselves.
     
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    I really enjoy this movie. She deserves praise for her acting. The others are meh comedy, racist, and idk who.
     
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    Reverend James Manning... The only pastor I currently make a point to listen to daily.

     
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    What do you like about Jews?

    I like their versatility,

    go!
     
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    Holy shit. I think I'm Palestinian. And I thought my love of kalashnikovs and improvised explosives came from an Irish background...
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    well or you got some common sense and can see the behavior of the kikes unhuman.
     
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    The point I was trying to make was that the guy with the funny hat looks more like my grandpa than either of my two actual grandpas.
     
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    The Jewry sponges my American tax money so they can pay for TV spots about how evil I am for giving them money.
     
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    It's funny how the Jews are the ONLY "religion" that considers themselves to double as a culture. It's also hilarious how Israel is the nerdy rich kid with no fighting skills whatsoever that pays a bunch of steroid-injecting idiots like Murka to defend them from the Arab "bullies" while their kike leaders infiltrate the government and become rich fucks and push their "culture" on mainstream television. It is Hollywood law to have at least one "breakout" character that is a Jew.
     
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    Recently I found out that the vast majority of those Russian Oligarchs of the 1990s were Jews. So... yeah.

    @oddguy Sorry, bro, but your people are vermin. No joke. If pre-WW2 Jews (not including Soviet Jews, of course) acted half as badly as American and Russian Jews have in the past three decades (alone) then the Shoah was justified. You know what? I think I've identified the cause of Jewish lunacy. I think the problem rests with Jews obtaining the money they so desire. Poor Jews don't make trouble. In fact they're a benefit to most societies they're somewhat a part of. It's the rich Jews that are wrecking the world. Combine this theory with the maternal inheritance laws in Jewish culture and the compromise is simple: Turn all Jews into eunuch slaves.
     
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    Actually, this is called an Ethnoreligious group and we are not the only ones.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnoreligious_group


    Yeah, jews are pretty annoying.
    The vast majority of those Russian Oligarchs were jews was mostly because most of the leaders of the USSR were jews. They used to make jokes about it in the old country. They said (as a joke)) that when Zinoviev died they said to Stalin: "Comrad Stalin, we need to stop the cbinet meeting so that some of us can go pray for him because we need at least ten jews for that". So Stalin said: "That's okay guys, i'll just step outside until you're done".

    There are still a lot of jews working for Putin. Not up-front, of course.
     
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    Indeed. It's the powerful/wealthy/influential Soviet/Russian Jews that give the rest a bad name. From what I understand most of the Warsaw Pact Jew emigres to Israel and America are friendly to my tribe. Ergo I'm friendly to them. You belong to that particular group, don't you?
     
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    I'm Moldavian.
    Anyway, jews are useful but annoying.
     
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    I just got in a lovely argument with such types today. Israel is on track to start WWIII in the Missile East. Between bombing Assad's installations (while Assad is busy fighting al Qaeda funded by the US and Israel), the instability in Egypt, and this new pissing war in Iran, shit's going down.

    The only topic conservatives are so pigheadedly ignorant yet opinionated on as liberals are on economics is Israel. If you don't unconditionally support Israel, you're a filthy fucking camel-nigger sympathizer. If you hate kebab and the sneaky little bastards in Tel Aviv, then you're an anti-semitic aryan white nationalist. You can suggest we defund the entire Middle East and the Conservative will smile and nod. Then you add that we should stop funding Israel because if they're not ready to defend themselves after the untold billions we've already pumped into them, it's their own fucking fault. Then "SHUT UP YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST BASTARD YOU FUCKING KKK ASSHOLE I HOPE MOSSAD FUCKING TRACKS YOU DOWN AND KILLS YOU."

    It's like I magically began speaking to a liberal. Then you mention the USS Liberty bombing. "SHUT UP THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO AND THEY APOLOGIZED." Then you bring up that they sold our shit to china (Yitzhak Rabin even admitted it). "SHUT UP IT WASN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT AND IT WAS TO FOOL THE CHINESE."

    I think there's a metaphor. The US is a big, impotent man with a little dick. He has a hot wife who cuckholds him repeatedly, sells his shit, and basically tells him what to do. The US compensates for his emasculation by jumping down the throat of any country that has the balls to call his wife a no-good thieving stealing slut.

    By the by, this all comes from a former 100% Israelfirst zionist. Within 3 days of actually reading, I managed to piece together that there's no good country in the Middle East. I'm just trying to figure out whether I hate dumb filthy Palestinians or scheming Jews more.
     
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    No, we pay them for the privilege. It's pretty fucked up.
     
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    I hate them because they get to use those cool hats, and have a reason for not shaving. :(
     
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    Which part of Moldova?