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Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Anone, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. Anone

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    Is it the Jews?
     
  2. Anone

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    Because I feel like it's the Jews.
     
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  4. Anone

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    Fucking kikes with their non-existent fiat $$$.
     
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    I blame our resident furry, rst8. His furversion and jizz just get all up in the server, then crashes it.
     
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    the coke pile must be getting low.
     
  7. Tai Le Ree

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    I thought the upgraded servers resisted that.
     
  8. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    It resisted human jizz. Not "furry" jizz.
     
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    Well its able to handle closet furry/pedo jizz when I tested it.
     
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    i'm not so sure about the closet part
     
  11. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    That shit's cancer brah.
     
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    i can kinda tell
     
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    Because its not running [​IMG]
     
  14. Anone

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    lol
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    I bet it's going down because it is running windows.
     
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    We have a bunch of servers in different countries all across the world, the one with the image database on it shit the bed so we had to move 200,ooo+ images by ftp. Needless to say it took a while.
     
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    Nope unix on all of our servers
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    That's the right way!
     
  19. Anone

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    Holy shit. Stop being an anarchist, put some ads.
     
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    rst8 broke it....
    jackhole!
     
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    That would mean rebooting our servers for every single update rolled out by Microsoft. The cool thing about Linux and FreeBSD is that you never have to reboot except for hardware upgrades and kernel updates. I'm not sure about FreeBSD, but on Linux you can even do a kernel upgrade without rebooting, which is pretty damn cool.
     
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    How about i shit out some linux stereotypes while im at it ?
     
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    It's not really a stereotype when it's just plain old true. Pretty much every single update on Windows Server 2008 R2 requires a full reboot. Installing a service like AD requires a full reboot. Installing a security update requires a full reboot. What's wrong with just giving the admin the option to manually restart the affected services, instead of just saying: "lol, reboot"?
     
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    Still doesnt beat Voyager II. When it was two billion miles from Earth, they streamed a new operating system to it at 120 bits/sec serial, then rebooted the entire machine. You gotta be fucking 110% confident of your stuff to fuck with shit like that. One mistake and you become the most unpopular person in 21st century cosmology and astronomy.
     
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    I just installed 2.5Gb of updates from wsus no reboot, Its a tired stereotype
     
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    I guess you must be lucky or lying.
     
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    [​IMG] Cry yourself to sleep
     
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    What's your total uptime?
     
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    I think I just shit myself. Any fancy gadgets you might want to recommend.