Why are you all such losers?

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Now before I begin, this thread is only directed at those members of the forum aged 18 and up who have not immediately proceeded to an uninterrupted college education. I will yell at all of you later.

    But seriously, this forum is full of absolute losers. I'd be surprised if there were more than 2 people on here who had yearly incomes in the six figures.

    K-hate works as a receptionist for mormon dentists
    DGTrixie is 40 and not even a full librarian
    Dr. Rice DOESN'T WORK
    Stormtrooper is a cook in a shitty restraunt
    Oddguy works hotel reception
    The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 assaults livestock sexually
    And the list goes on and on.

    Seriously guys? Working dead-end zero qualification deadbeat no brain jobs. So. Fucking. pathetic. Whats with all of you guys? Do you really have so little ambition?

    I know many of you will try to justify and say "I'm happy where I am, I don't need more money". Bull. Shit. You always need more money.

    You guys really need to get in the game. No wonder we have a worldwide recession. All of you make me sick , except for Meepsheep who makes me hard.
     
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    I'm writing up a proposal to take to my dads company, Wesco, about adding a novelties department with myself as department head. I'll be personally overseeing purchase and distibution of almost two million dollars worth of led novelties every year. Not bad for a twenty year old.
     
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    fail.
     
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    dirty commies no appreciation for capitalism
     
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    He does not own the company but he works at a branch, he sold Disneyland every light they have. I have a presentation set up in a month, and if it goes through I will living my life's dream, which is to sell millions of flashing toys.
     
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    I still studying so i can only have small works :<
     
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    sellight lights is like.... so petty. Also it still seems awfully nepotistic. You don't even have a college degree. Or if you do its a filthy business degree.
     
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    My friend's on his way to a jew degree he's helping me write the proposal.
     
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    I hope to god they don't give 3 million to a degreeless fuck. That will ruin the company so fast.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    so what do you do for a living
     
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    Ha, fags. I'm still doing the college thang, gonna finish my degrees in chemistry and bio and go to grad school to study neuropharmacology and toxicology.
     
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    How fucking shattered are you that he's actually got a good idea?
    I find it hard to believe that you have any high ground on this thread.
     
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    Why don't you get cancer and get some wigger to help you become a drug king pin?
     
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    I'd rather my life wasn't the plot of some shitty movie.
     
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    I also think it's a terrible idea
     
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    shitty tv series
     
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    Bro just take the cash and run and send them dildos with leds and ipods in them with FUCK YOU PAY ME written in sharpie on the side.
     
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    he doesn't have a good idea. He wants daddy to make him into his own department to sell blinking lights. He has no education.
     
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    And there is a chance he can make some money out of this.
    He can get the education later.
     
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    Give me a break, fag. I grew up in an era where Pauly Shore was cool. If we could have somehow seen the future, sad, broken Pauly Shore, instead of the Weasel, we'd all probably have tried all the harder to be CEO's and jewbankers. But life went wrong, and my aspiration is still to get locked in a bio-dome in order to piss in the pristine water and throw a massive party.

    I have so many regrets, but at least I'm not black.
     
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    College education is good for future slaves. Cool guys have better alternatives, like Entrepreneurship for example.
     
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    Because College is for losers who are lazy and don't want to work, we've been all over this before.

    you wanna make money? you gotta start from somewhere small, take unpaid volunteer work if you have to.
    on the subject of The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae's job i don't think that is a real occupation, more of a felony.
    where do you go to apply for a job where you wank off and collect the cum of farm animals and remove botfly larvae?
    i would really enjoy that kind of occupation, it would be awesome.
     
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    Fix'd. Now back to my loser, English student existence.
     
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    Wow I really dodged the bullet in the thread.
     
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    Well, I am a law student. I also work a shitty job, because my parents were not very appreciative of the idea of me leeching off their bank accounts for another 4-6 years. I did finish school in regular time, and went to university right after completing my military service, they just decided that I would not get anymore than the legally required alimony bc my father thought it would be good for my character (and they bought a house some years ago and it turned out they bit off more than they can chew).

    However my alimony is nowhere near enough to finance a living where I live, so I had to take a job, meaning I can't study as much as would be ideal. Also, I will admit that when I come home from work I'm usually in no mood to study. Combine these and I have not gotten very far in the almost 3 years I've been enrolled at university. I do not qualify for student loans under German law because my father makes more than a certain amount of money per month. I guess I could sue him to pay me more but kids who sue their parents are scum.

    It's not like I have given up, though. I still take maybe 6 hours a week to study and I take all the exams because I do really wish to finish my studies.

    I know you'll just say "quit whining, suck it up and work even harder" or some other American Dream bs, but not everyone who doesn't finish higher education in regular time is a complete loser is all I'm saying.