Why are short people so agro?

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    In my time on this planet I've noticed that short people tend to be more agro and spiteful. Is there a genetic reason for this (sort of like how wolverines and jackals are ferocious motherfuckers, as they have to make up for being small) or do they simply feel a primal urge to prove themselves? What are your thoughts? Are there any short people here who can shed some light on the subject?
     
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    My experience has been that they always have something to prove, but are usually not up to the task.
     
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    Indeed. Their efforts are always cut short by reality. Their goals are usually a tall order, anyhow.
     
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    ever notice how vocalists for bands are always the shortest member?

    and yeah, short people have small dick complex and think they have to prove something.

    im a tall guy but honestly i always pick fights with people bigger than me.
    i think for me i just like picking fights and i feel stupid beating up people smaller than me.

    i dont think ive ever won a single time. haha... i guess its all relative.
     
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    this short little fucker is always threatening me and talking shit so ive been shooping the ass off of him for years.

    worst case of micropenis complex ive ever seen. its hilarious

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    I think that they just hate being so short.
     
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    You look small in the photos you post, TBH.
     
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    i can shed some light

    i am 5'2

    so i guess you can say... i am short

    and i am not agro

    but other shorties are probably so agro because they are always looked down on
     
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    SHORT PEOPLE GOT NO REASON TO LIVE.
     
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    Get me a scotch and then suck my cock, shorty.

    If you do a good job, I'll give you a pat on the head.
     
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    But true.
     
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    Is there a hole in your nose again?

    It's deflating, is what I'm saying.
     
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    As a person who is not short i must say:

    hahahahahaha
    fuck all'a y'all.
     
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    maybe they just feel threatened by how tall we are.
     
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    Spoken like someone quite familiar with the ins and outs of inflatable companions.
     
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    Or they're just sick of looking at people's junk in their faces.

    Fuck the dwarves.
     
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    Or that.
    yeah, i could see that as a reason.
     
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    i never get sick of that.
     
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    personally i will never get sick of having people junk in my face
     
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    Short people have what is known as 'Japanese pussy syndrome,' where their assholes, much like Jap pussies, are significantly shortened, so a normal man's cock feels like it's twice the size. Hence, as they're always getting assraped by society, they are more easily butthurt by the cock (that feels twice the size).
     
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    That's why society tolerates short people - they have great attitudes.
     
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