Why are conservative Christians so uptight and offended by sexual iconography ?

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    I have friends from conservative Christian backgrounds. Their parents are offended by fact that their teenage sons are looking at hardcore porn, hentai, yuri, ecchi and other forms of porn. Ok what's the big deal? What's so immoral and evil about expressing your natural sexual urges? What's wrong with getting a boner when you see a hot girl down the street with big bulging tits?

    They make this outlandish claim. "Hey you shouldn't be looking at porn because it rots your mind and ruins marriages and relationships". This is the message I get from reading Christian magazines about "How Pornography Ruins the Mind and Marriages"...blah blah blah

    Hold on there. Do these conservative Christians have any proof to back up this claim? How does looking at porn ruin marriages? Also correlation does not equal causation. Looking at porn doesn't necessarily cause the ruining of marriages, because there could be other unknown variables involved in the outcome (the ruining of a marriage) like work-related stress, unemployment and poverty. Pornography just happens to be one of the many variables behind a deteriorating relationship.

    Can anyone explain why conservative Christians are so uptight about pornography and sex?
     
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    Try asking God.
     
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    Because sex is worse than violence. This is a proven fact.
     
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    Despite what people now days like to say, this country was founded by faggots that were so uptight, the people in their own countries harassed them until they left. It takes a long time for that stick to work its way out.
     
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    Lust is considered a sin in Christianity and jacking off to pornography is lusting after the people in the pornography.
     
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    In short, yes. It does.

    No, it doesn't. Fat, bitchy, cunts of women ruin marriages. Porn is just what the poor bastard stuck paying for the bitch uses because she is too fat and or unwilling to give him a beej once a month and a man's got needs.



    Porn is largely a symptom of how we've gotten so fucked up as a society that men would rather sit around and pump their dicks than deal with the screeching, howling, jowled, fat, bitter, unshaven, foul-mouthed, unbathed, skrillex-haircut whore that is the modern woman. And if you have the rotten idea of being contractually bound to one of these (having a kid counts now as CS payments are as bad as alimony and are never really spent on the kid), you still won't be getting laid unless you are unnaturally good-looking, rich, and/or rugged and/or found an old-fashioned woman that believes in ironing your shirts, opening your beers, and sucking your dick after a shitty rush-hour commute.

    And the church actively apologizes for women and demands that men pick up the slack for these wildebeests. The war on porn is just that. Don't call the church old-fashioned. They're on the same progressive side as the feminists who want all porn banned because it hurts womyn.
     
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    Conservative Christians will bitch about anything. Just like liberal faggots. Everything is offensive to both parties.
     
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    In case anyone forgot, OP is a faggot.
     
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    Because sex is clearly evil and they are trying to shield you from its evilness so you won't end up in hell with all the interesting people and instead go to heaven where you can hang out with a bunch of god nuts and praise the asshole who made you live such a shitty life for all of eternity.

    Sorted.
     
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    That's a lie
    I too would be pissed if my kids were looking at hentai as means of fapping. The fuck. I mean if your dick gets hard because a girl with bigger tits than her face, which is 50% eyes, gets fucked by tentacles, you need help.
    Jesus don't like that.
    Why the fuck are you reading Christian magazines?

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
    Because you touch yourself at night, you fucking filthy faggot. YHWH doesn't approve of this, and he will smite you.
     
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    Op, you are fucking faggot
    No idea what yuri is, but I think every parent should keep their kids away from that shit. First its hentai once in a while, than youll only fap to that, then it becomes furrie shit and then you end up sitting at home all day BAWWWing about your ED article.
     
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    Every responsible parent should keep their children away from this thread.
    At any age.
     
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    Just realised something. My contribution to philosophical thought: "What does?"
     
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    Actually, yours would be the ""
     
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    It is because the people complaining about sexual iconography are not Christians at all. Pharisees complained about Jesus. All Jesus did was good for people. Jesus is obviously a Christian. He is not a complainer about what he made. Therefore Satan in people are complaining about nudity and sex of all kinds including zoosexuality.
     
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    The people that are calling themselves Christians are not what they claim when they complain about sexual iconography. They are charlatans. They are taking God's name in vain. They find something, anything to complain about. They complain about people having sex with young people. They complain about furries, bronies, zoosexuals, bestialists and on and on not being Christians at all. They are posers acting like they are Christian's. Jesus did not go around complaining about what he made. Jesus did not go around complaining period. Fake Christians make the loving truth of God into a harmful lie robbing people of heavenly tranquility calling the robbing good.
     
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    You're question is not a quesiton. You've never had sex and you never will, that is your only contribution to mankind.
     
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    Indeed.

    What is inevitability? There are said to be more than seven billion people on this planet. How many have thought the same thought? That one particular thought that leads to another and another until it creates a cataclysm of omnicidal proportions. The more people, the more likely it becomes. Yet it hasn't happened yet. Why? Because the people who think that thought pull away from the brink. There are many reasons why they wouldn't or couldn't. Every time a potential Deusapien pulls away from the brink is a victory for our species. You could say that we were "lucky." Yet that luck cannot last forever. It's inevitable that it doesn't. All it would take is one Deusapien. Just one. And all the "contributions" and "victories" of our species will be laid bare for what they are: The futile gasps for air of a drowning man.

    So, my brother, we have established that there are several categories of Human. You have the self-evident Homosapien, the theoretical Deusapien and the quasi-Deusapien or failed Deusapien. But what if a failed Deusapien becomes an anti-Deusapien? Just as a political action, like a revolution, creates a political reaction, like a counter-revolution. Something that could identify potential Deusapiens and destroy or convert them. Perhaps the greatest contribution to Humanity isn't to improve on Humanity or our way of life but to keep it intact.
     
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    The absence of your virginity.
    Trick question, you don't actually think.

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    No just one: no one wants to have sex with you.


    It's a victory for everyone when unemployable basement dwelling mouth-breathing neckbeards fail to reproduce. When one kills themselves its a cause for celebration, you should give everyone cause for "celebration" The Member Formerly Known As Baya.

    Well when you put "lucky" like that I have to agree.

    No, in your case the "luck" never ends. You will die alone and fat and unloved. You are more of a burden to your tribe than the elderly, they actually did something with their lives. They all want you to kill yourself, even your mother - in fact especially your mother. She thinks you're repulsive and you know it.

    For you virginity is THE inevitability.


    No The Member Formerly Known As Baya, others actually contribute victories for mankind. Great artists, scientists, revolutionaries, saints and devils all push mankind forward. You masturbate on your computer all day and leech off of your parents. You will die having done nothing with your life, let alone accomplish anything. You've never even been victorious with video games. You're too much of a scared little bitch to play pvp. AI =/= victory.

    No, you've ranted out your unfounded fantasies.

    Not really, the category of man is not self evident. Taxonomy is an Aristotelian conception. As usual you fail at everything.

    All you've established is your autism, that's not a theory that's a fact.

    You've failed at life already, this is just your failed pathetic attempt at fanfic with you as a mary sue. Kill yourself - humanity will benift.

    Deusapiens = autism.

    The greatest contribution to humanity you could make is to kill yourself, it's the least you could do for your family. They hate you, you know.