Why are black gentlemen so eager to cause trouble?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Wilechaser, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Wilechaser

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    I was at the gym yesterday, being a mixed teenage male of Slavic and Middle Eastern persuasion. I was enjoying a game of basketball with my peers, when a black male on my team (who had recently joined the game) was causing grievance for me by insulting my basketball skills. He demanded I leave as I lacked the skills to benefit my team; and progress our score.

    I apologized to this chum and politely stated that I seldom play basketball, apologized for my lack of experience and then stated that our game was just for fun. Everyone agreed with me. This gentleman was infuriated, his face was steaming with anger and his structure started to emit a foul smell.

    He instantly tried to left hook me. However, unbeknownst to him, he had just attempted to strike an amateur MMA fighter. I instantly saw this punch coming, dodged it by ducking and then countered with a right straight punch to his solar plexus. The boy didn't know what hit him; I followed up my assault with an elbow to the face, which hit his nose; causing him to bleed and cry in pain. I had never seen someone so traumatized and fearful since traumatic childhood beatings.

    So; my question stands. Why are black gentlemen so eager to cause trouble? Why do they expect people to fear them based on their skin color alone, and why are they horrible fighters; swinging left and right with momentum from their legs yet missing every hit?
     
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    Why do newFags bother us with their tall tales of beating up black guys when in reality, they probably got on their knees and sucked nigger dick?
     
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    Niggers have glass jaws and weak ankles, this has been proven time and time again.

    Also this is the answer to 99% of all questions concerning the Behavior of Homo Sapiens Inferior:

    racechart.
     
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  5. Milwin

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    op made a better post than any of your shit posts... and he only posted twice.
     
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    if that's the case then The Member Formerly Known As Baya and oddguy are the best users here... and we all know that's far from the truth.
     
  8. umkemesik

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    Agreed, out of curiosity who are your top 10 posters? Top 10 shit posters? Maybe we should have a top 10 shit/good poster poll.
     
  9. Milwin

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    top 10 best posters:
    1- scumhook
    2- uberfukken
    3- minty
    4- heliosone
    5- mrgask
    6- bottom feeder
    7- sugar bombs
    8- solution
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    top 10 shit posters:
    1- oddguy
    2- likeicare
    3- bmo
    4- The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae 4900
    5- phobossoflulzes
    6- superspecialsuperstar
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    9- perpetually aroused
    10- dramacrat

    Do it
     
  10. umkemesik

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    Great list, probably can agree with. Oddguy doesn't bother me, and his threads can be a lolcoaster (i.e. Jessie) unless he goes in spastic mode.

    I would throw diginator in there as a supreme faggot. Not sure where he ranks now, hasn't been active for a few months. Probably V& for Gay CP.
     
  11. Milwin

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    I putted oddguy at number one because of the amount of shit threads he made, even The Member Formerly Known As Baya had some fucking decency to not spam the forums with gay threads.
     
  12. umkemesik

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    Maybe you're right, I only actively read three threads : Hard Gay, Gaemer, Shitpost. I'll post on news too.

    So thankfully I actually miss out on a lot of shit post (Shit Post Metropolis is actually NOT the largest shit post forum)
     
  13. Linkermann

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    Why am I a shitposter when I'm helping with that fucking EDF game?
     
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    I was too lazy to think of another person...
    now I'm thinking of replacing you with perpetually aroused
     
  15. Linkermann

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    Plain and Simple

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  16. umkemesik

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    Also helping out with wiki/game =/= non-shit poster. Oddguy is a prime example.

    Additionally donating does not make you immune from trolling (i.e. Trixie) nor does being a SyOps/Moderator.

    You DO get +10 coolguy points for a Dark Wing Duck Avatar. (Minus 10 if you just picked it out of random because you're a furry).
     
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    FUCKING LOL'D
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  18. Linkermann

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    I had an nes game featuring darkwing and decided to do some research a month ago since it never aired in my country. I think it's a quality cartoon.
     
  19. umkemesik

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    Yeah, I vaguely remember that, it was ok. Duck Tales was pretty fucking awesome, they are doing a remastered version:



    I'm getting it.