Why all the Jesus usernames?

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  1. Fumo161

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    Weezus Christ
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    I am certain that these individuals are Cw94's socks.
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    It could be a case of great minds thinking alike.
     
  3. Khanzer

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    They are bunch of atheism that use Jesus to be ironic, except mr.jesus that is jew.
     
  4. Ramsey Bolton

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    so we got us some fail hipster trolls?
     
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    Exactly.
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    I think half of them are uncreative trolls trolling CW. It cant be done he is the forum's most epic troll.
     
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    Some of them are as old as CW so I don't think so.
     
  8. Fumo161

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    CW says he isn't a troll and that he has proof.
     
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    Proof of what?
     
  10. Fumo161

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    The fuck if I know, ask him. Tell him "you're a troll".
     
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    Are all of his posts still related to Jesus??
     
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    He's an Emissary of God.

    What the fuck do you think?
     
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  14. Weezus Christ

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    i used to be trevor fitzroy on here but I've had the name weezus christ in real life for like fifteen years and its what i usually use.

    i was a little weird about posting as myself on EDF when it first got a forum which i think is understandable. haha

    but the name weezus ive had since i was a kid...

    i have an overactive and frightening imagination... couple that with a childhood of abuse at religious institutions, a rebellious childhood and the amounts of hallucinogens only a total noob is stupid enough to eat and i guess anyone would come out thinking they are a christ. [jesus tripped hard as fuck too actually, also white dove symbolism ;) ]


    im pretty sure im too old to be a hipster. all the good cartoons were fresh when i was a kid. sucks for you guys though. i know youre jealous you got shitty ass beast wars and i got the real deal motherfuckin transformers. dont get me started on michael bay's faggot ass or the star wars prequels.

    oh yeah and that THING remake/prequel... jesus christ. no wonder kids today are either hipster or emo. its like you either like the good old stuff or you want to kill yourself.
     
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    All character trolls say that.
     
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    Yeah, you're right. We just can't compete with Captain Planet and the Ninja Turtles.
     
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    No. They are merely lost souls who have been impacted by the word of God, whether they willingly admit it or not. The Truth is attempting to penetrate their thick skulls and they are slowly beginning to wake up.

    There is absolutely no reason to believe I'm kidding - I have showed only qualities of a True Christian. I challenge you to find a single shred of evidence of me being some unsaved piece of shit (prediction: there is none) because without it, you must finally accept me.

    By that logic then everyone is a troll moron.
     
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    I don't know. Asking something like that at EDF2 is definitely an easy way to get someone to raid your closet for skeletons.
     
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    That's what I thought.
     
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    Basically users who ain't man enough to face the Christian themselves, so it could be users who either:
    A. Failed to troll CW94 in his thread and look to own him.
    B.Were too butthurt by CW94's words of wisdom.
    C. Or are just complete faggots regardless their actions.
     
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    No.
     
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    i don't know, I want to believe CW is an actual christian, but how brutal he acts he seems counterproductive, like he's trying to make christians outm to be violent fucks who say everyone is going to burn in hell. (which they do), but most converters lie their ass off and try to make christianity look sweet, innocent and not tottally fucked up.

    whether Christian Warrior is a troll or not, the message he sends is the same.
    christianity is really fucked up and full of morons who worship a book that resembles history editted by hollywood, mistaken for fact...and turned into a documentary.

    Also since my catholic friend refuses to tell me this...
    why no dinosaurs CW? On what day did they come and what day were they blown of the fucking earth by a meteor gods fist?
     
  25. Fumo161

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    You speak forbidden words. You should be exiled from this place for such intolerance.
     
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    lol no, many of us know that there were dinos and believe in evolution.
     
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    so...what day did the dinosaurs come?
     
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    lol I dunno
     
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    so if the thread title is 'why the fuck is usernames jesus' i should not in any way explain and just talk about christianwarrior32?

    CAN DO...

    and yeah he is either a troll or too poorly educated on his own religion to be trying to push it.

    however you will find most people educated well on christianity are either not religious or are fucking insane.
     
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    they cant all be winners