Who's the real messiah?

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Murdoc esp, May 12, 2013.

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Who is the messiah?

  1. Jesus

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  2. Muhammad

    16.7%
  3. Buddah

    25.0%
  4. Your mom

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  5. other(explain further)

    75.0%
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  1. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    After having a tense discussion Irl with some freak, I would like to know what edf thinks about the subject.
     
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    Choice: Other

    If I absolutely had to choose one I'd say Jesus cuz I'm a racist motherfucker but, its more likely that they were all the same person. This person was probably born before the common man could write. That would explain why these stories seem to just pop up out of nowhere. Other than that I have no fucking idea. After years of reading random shit I have no fucking clue. Just seems like dead-end mania.
     
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    if you dont get what i meant by this, youre a faggot.

    OP is a faggot regardless.
     
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    right,it could be just a distorted leyend..
    duh, Op is ALWAYS a faggot.
     
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    I'm surprised no one has gone for 'your mom' yet.

    Well yeah but we're humoring it here.
     
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    The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination... I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
     
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    There is no single messiah. God's religion is revealed in a long series of revelations that will continue until the end of time.
     
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    So, god is like.. schizophrenic? :baked:

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    Color Guard sure looks awesome.
     
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    No. God reveals what is necessary for a given people at a given time. Notice how the Abrahamic tradition has gotten more liberal as the centuries past.

    Here is the current religion of the Abrahamic tradition

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahá'í_Faith
     
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    the arsehole made me gag when he pushed my head down whilst I was giving him head... I ain't doing that again in a hurry!!!!!
     
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    I'm pretty sure I'm the real messiah. Only instead of turning water into wine I turn wine into urine.
     
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    The messiah had already risen but was once again struck down by the cruel Jews and their mindless minions. I am of course talking about Hitler.
     
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    BMO is True messiah.
     
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    It's cold in here, I just got a nipple boner!
     
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    DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK WHO THE REAL PROPHET IS? Chris_chan_looking_up. BASK ON HIS GLORY!
     
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    BLASPHEMY BMO IS LORD!!!!
     
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