Who's the person you think you'd enjoy sex from the most?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Evilea, Nov 9, 2013.

  1. Evilea

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    I prefer my mom by far. While my dad has been concerned about what everyone else thinks of me, and scolded me for dressing the way I do, my mom has always been supporting and helping. I tell everything to my mom, and nothing to my dad.
     
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    In terms of people I know, that would be my boss.
     
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    It sounds like you already do, TBH.
     
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  4. Dr. Rice

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    I don't, but tantric breathing exercises sound like they are the best form of breathing exercises. I would be interested in learning how to do that so I could do it to my frauline.
     
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    Does it have to be a person? :meow:
     
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    I would have to go with your Mother as well.
     
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    Secretary of Fast Food and Sexual Assault

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    And this is your kid, all grown up:
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    Incest
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    If we are talking about the people in this forum, im sure I could get more enjoyment out of my hand
     
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    Cobalt I finally realised that this entire time you have genuinely wanted my dick inside of you
     
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    I like having sex with myself the most, because I'm too much of a loser to get a girl friend IRL.
     
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    This forum? My hand. All the women here probably have dicks or have become morbidly obese since the last picture they uploaded. Except maybe @endsenten but @nobody knows.

    IRL? That one redhead from long ago, but it doesn't really matter as long as she's not stiff as a plank of wood.

    Real IRL? @scumhook
     
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    Does anyone here mind getting raeped in jail by Bubba, in case if they do something stupid on the internet that might get them arrested for something felonious?

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    you sir have wonderful taste.
     
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    I'd quite like a go on karen gillian personally. although I wouldn't say no a chance at pumping kate beckinsale or emma watson either.
     
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    the best sex is with someone you hate.

     
  22. Solution

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    You hear that @oddguy, you just got popular!
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    Truer words were never spoken.
     
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    This is true. You will never get a thicker boner than an angry, hate-filled, fury boner.
     
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    So having sex with Bubba is probably what you desire the most, because we all know you will get &V one day.
     
  26. Weezus Christ

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    why would i hate bubba after all hes done for me?

    you stupid fucking noob. do you even prison?