Who would you meet IRL and why

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Sugar Bombs, May 20, 2013.

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I would rather

  1. Not meet anyone on EDF, ever, fuck

    13 vote(s)
    23.6%
  2. Meet everyone on EDF at once and subsequently watch the world end

    27 vote(s)
    49.1%
  3. Bang my face into concrete at 90 MPH

    8 vote(s)
    14.5%
  4. Have two chicks at the same time, man

    21 vote(s)
    38.2%
  5. Lay on the floor and pretend to be a carrot

    19 vote(s)
    34.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Sugar Bombs

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    In light of recent anal devastation on EDF, I bestow upon you a circlejerk thread.

    I would hang with

    @oddguy - because I think we'd have fun braiding each others' pubic hair
    @Weezus Christ - to trip balls with/record horrifying sounds
    @MedicalParrot - to play video games and make cool stuff out of other stuff and be best friends
    @MrGask - when I need a dead body taken care of
    @Elvis - to chav it up, wot m8
    @Atomic_Joe - to go to a poetry reading and watch him kill everyone
    @scumhook - to wrestle kangaroos together and ride in their pouches
    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 - to forcefully take his virginity
    @HeliosOne - because professional lawn care
    @nobody
    get it
     
  2. HeliosOne

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    Chibi Warrior

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    >wanting to meet oddfail instead of muthafucking @Ronny
     
  3. oddguy

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  4. Sugar Bombs

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    Daddy

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    Who?
     
  5. HeliosOne

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    Still I voted for the 2 girls at the Same time..
     
  8. MedicalParrot

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    Pffffft

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    @Sugar Bombs - Play video games
    @minty - Play video games
    @Akula - Fuck, play video games, and fuck while playing video games
     
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    l2 tag fuken seppo
     
  11. MrGask

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    Aw, no multiple votes? Lame.

    I wanna meet everyone all at once, whilst laying on the floor and pretending to be a carrot.
     
  12. MedicalParrot

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    Pffffft

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    Also, I'm not American. I'm actually African. An albino negroid.
     
  13. uberfukken

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    1) not multiple choice
    2) cant see who voted for what
    3) not multiple choice

    fuck this
     
  14. uberfukken

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    im the 1 vote for laying on the ground like a carrot, btw
     
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    lightly salted

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    @Sugar Bombs I'm not a virgin. :| Also, I probably have more muscle mass in either of my thighs than you have in your entire body.
     
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  17. oddguy

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    Mass, yes.

    Muscle Mass, doubtful...
     
  20. uberfukken

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    Already voted for carrot but thanks

    Anyway ill meet any of you just come to chicago whatever
     
  21. scumhook

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    @Whatever - uber's propositioning you.

    Probably wants to continue your fascinating middle name discussion naked and covered in gravy in person.
     
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    i lol'd :D :D

    I guess being built like the Baron Harkonnen qualifies as being built for war...
     
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    I would like to meet a fair few EDiots IRL.

    I would like to meet them, but not have them realise I am Scummy, or even an EDiot, and see what they're like.

    Then after I've managed to offend them, or weird them out; I'd just start dropping ED specific things, and start watching the eyes for the lights to go on.

    I can pull off a fair yank accent and a decent pommy one, so next time you meet someone IRL, pause and think - this might be Scummy...
     
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    Fuck you imma carrot
     
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    If I ever had to spend any amount of time around the majority of people here it's a safe bet it'd end in a murder-suicide.
     
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    OH, I would definitely prefer to bang my face into the concrete floor at 90 mph multiple times.
     
  30. Akula

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    idk I'd probably want to get high with Rev or SB
    I know kibou lives near me somewhat, but nah I want to keep my pillows safe
    but then again, I'm really quiet irl so idk if anyone would want to meet up with me
    @Heskett sounds like a plan