Who would you kill and how?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by SWfan, Jun 3, 2013.

  1. SWfan

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    OP - his keyboard
     
  3. SWfan

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    How would you do that?
     
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    [​IMG]

    500 times
     
  5. SWfan

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    Sounds fun.
     
  6. Linkermann

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    ???
     
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    Holy Water?
    Just put his ass in an extensive work out program.

    Im not saying Military PT ,but maybe a simple 5 day gym bootcamp.
     
  8. Linkermann

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    Plain and Simple

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    What are you implying?
     
  9. lulzbomb

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    [​IMG]YOU ARE ARE A WEAK LITTLE MAGGOT!!!!!
     
  10. Linkermann

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    Yay. Stereotypical American army attitude. Fuck you.
     
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    Sir, if you keep yelling like that you're going to give yourself throat polyps.
     
  12. lulzbomb

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    Its true.
     
  13. Mr Lange

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    Nuke.
     
  14. Linkermann

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    Was a nice read. I rarely eat/drink during a work day and often have dry throat. I also cough very often. What could that be?
     
  15. SWfan

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    Atleast we don't have government healthcare.
     
  16. lulzbomb

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    True that.
     
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    I keep waiting for someone to shoot a "live" reality tv show, so I can turn it into a "dead" one. So far as I know, none so far.
     
  18. lulzbomb

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    That would be awesome.
     
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    WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS, FAGGOT. YOU NEED DISCIPLINE AND SKILL TO JOIN THE MILITARY. I BET SOME WEAK TIT LIKE YOU JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT WHILE YOU PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WITH DORITO-POWDERED FINGERS. WITHOUT ME YOU'D BE SPEAKING MUSLIM OR SOME SHIT RIGHT NOW BRO.
     
  20. lulzbomb

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    Hes not murikan.
     
  21. Linkermann

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    I don't know what either of those are.
     
  22. SWfan

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    Of course you don't, you unpatriotic kraut.
     
  23. Linkermann

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    Nor this.
     
  24. lulzbomb

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    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    I would kill oddguy by ripping his insides, boiling them and feeding them to PETA members>

    Speaking of @oddguy, I found his new avatar.
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  26. SWfan

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    Then what the fuck do you actually know? Other than how to be an obvious closet furry.
     
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    He cant be patriotic . Only Americans can do that.
     
  28. Linkermann

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    I was better off not knowing. Why did you have to ruin it for me?
     
  29. SWfan

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    Because he could.
     
  30. Linkermann

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    I know lots of things. You just have to find the right topic to talk about with me.
    I'm not a closet furry.