Who would survive a zombie outbreak?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    For the sake of convenience, let's say that these are "cannibal zombies" similar to the ones in I Am Legend or Resident Evil 4/5. Basically they've got a disease that has driven them into primitivism and cannibalism.

    Anyway, who would survive? Not just among ED/F users, or people IRL but fictional characters as well.
     
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    ive already wrote a story about the zombie apocalypse. it takes place during the biblical apocalypse and the angels take away all the good souls and leave the humans that didnt make it.
    everyone dies but they cant die. they start rotting and degenerating when they die but stay intelligent and slowly degrade mentally into madness and retardation [unless they become demonically possessed]

    the "heroes" are a group that knew about the apocalypse happening and are a secret military group that exist to manipulate the outcome of the end of the world. the plot unfolds that the war of
    heaven and hell, the spirit and the flesh, the man and the beast etc, is playing itself out in actual terms. the military group are rounding up all the zombies and humans and throwing them in a
    meat grinder where all the dead flesh combines into one giant fucking entity. [satan]

    the hero of the story is the representation of the spirit and wears a mask with a mirror on it to mimic the fact that underneath he has the faces of everyone that ever lived all at once and if you see
    him without the mask you die instantly and are absorbed into his consciousness.

    the spirit character and the flesh monster have to do battle and re-integrate in order to restore order to the universe or consequences will never be the same.

    theres alot more to it than that but thats basically the plot.


    i never finished writing it. i still write dialogue for it sometimes. im mostly interested in writing weird tl;dr bits of philosophy under that premise.
     
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    Apparently, there is no getting rid of this cock-sucker,
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    The post zombie future would be worse then getting eaten alive.
     
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    I'm going to sell this story to a movie studio and make millions

    SEE IF YOU CAN COPYRIGHT IT BEFORE ME!
     
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    id be interested to see it.

    anyway its not like thats the only idea ive ever had.
     
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    Seeing as everyone just posted random fucks from movies about zombies and stories and shit.

    I have a guy that sounds legit

    Behold MMA fighter Nate Quarry. Stashed with Medieval Chain Mail and weaponry for when the day actually arrives
    Truth be told. If I was surrounded by zombies I'd rather be swinging a sword then shooting a gun
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    With the amount of alcohol I drink, they'll see me as a liquor after dinner treat.

    I'm fucked, but at least I'll die providing a tasty snack for the undead.
     
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    Bill Murry plans on outwitting the undead BY SLOWLY TURNING INTO ONE.

    Oh and if anyone is interested in seeing a actual zombie outbreak just go to places like Candem In New Jersey or Detroit... pretty much any place where niggers have forced out everyone else.
     
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    If the virus is only blood borne, then I think it could be easily contained; depending on how long you carry it before it takes effect. Everyone knows not to go near the diseased looking homeless man, I'm sure they'd have the same instincts with a zombie.

    At worst it would end up being a nasty STD.
     
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    demonic zombies are awesome. im not too keen on the regular kind. they kind of bore the shit out of me.

    i had this other idea about a giant container floating in space that humans push to earth and spend decades
    trying to open only to find it contains the remnants of a civilization beyond the stars that were infected with a zombie virus.

    apparently they solved the problem by jettisoning all their infected into space.

    i was going to write it in the way of the cat in the hat comes back. little cat Z was going to be aliens that obliterate the earth.


    i feel like i should be saving these posts for when im an IRL homeless crazy person and can
    pretend that i lived these moments.
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    That pretty much rules out this entire forum
     
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    Pretty much anyone that can outrun a slow, shuffling nincompoop should be okay.

    In theory. I know how you women love to drop your fucking keys and twist your ankle at really stupid times.
     
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    yeah, slow zombies aren't really very scary

    what about a demonic outbreak, a little one?

    Would humanity survive if, let's say, a mass possesion of one thousand humans happens?

    If 1k people get possesed by truly evil and clever spirits who then try to do the biggest amount of mayhem and killing, long term speaking
     
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    28 Days later style zombies...now that's kinda scary. I'd probably just hang out on the back porch all day drinking skunked beer and shooting dead people.
     
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    Did you guize remember this:




    (btw, why nobody talks about that movie? Pretty underrated, imo)

    One thousand of Azazel-likes on the loose...that would be pretty fucked up and scary
     
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    I would teach them all the power of friendship or just ruin all their threads with pony related shit.
    either way my survival is guaranteed unless I bump into any of you friendly firing faggots.
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    I remember watching 28 days when I was 10 years old. Haunted my childhood forever
     
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    wow, pony, zombie and spastic. Scary.
     
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    Ooohhh, yeah, "Fallen". That's a good ass movie. I don't know how scary it would be though for IRL. If you were totally ignorant of the situation, it might be like just a fuckload of crazy people, which is just kinda bad. Being stuck in the same position as Denzel AND having 1,000 pissed of demons after you, oh fuck yeah, that'd be scary as shit.
     
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    remember that bit when all the people on the street start to give him evil stares sequentialy?...pretty amazin sequence, gave me the chills



    Last (or fist, I don't remeber, lol) song of the movie
     
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    28 Days seems like the most plausible kind of zombie apocalypse. The virus takes over almost instantaneously and turns the infected into a rabies-like mindless psychopath. That would sure as hell be harder to contain than a slow, shambling corpse.
     
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    Shite, that would make for an even worse zombie.