Who would make a better mate?

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Who would make a better mate?

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    Clarification needed, fatty.

    Do you mean mate as in maaaaate, or mate as in breeding partner?
     
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    most likely the first. this is The Member Formerly Known As Baya remember. the chances of him ever reproducing are thankfully as tiny as his cock.
     
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    lmao

    also, maybe we need to clarify if "mate" is code for "nurse who has to periodically rotate an obese male to prevent bedsores forming"
     
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    I suppose that depends on whether a filthy untermenchen like The Member Formerly Known As Baya can afford such a luxury. but I'm guessing that you're probably right on that one.
     
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    He'll be on some sort of taxpayer funded scheme where I work to pay for the fat cunt's wet nurse.
     
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    Fix'd.

    And clarify what you mean by "mate" you fat shit.
     
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    Is that your definition?

    If so, I'm going to have a hard time choosing between K & sugs.

    Sugs holds her cat pretty dear, and if fucking that thing is part of the deal then I'm out.

    Who knows what an octopus holds dear.
     
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    I opted for sugar tits on the basis that Khanzer is a goddamned sea-furry.
     
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    lol sea furry.

    moar liek sea slimy

    i really feel like some calamari, and i fear that my hunger is clouding my judgement
     
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    Pickle vs Octopus. American vs Americana. Texan vs Hispanic. It's like a match organised by God.
     
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    How unusual.

    After your response, I have no more useful information.

    Fuck this. Voting for sugs.
     
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    I love eating squid and octopus. not so fucking intelligent when they're battered and deep fried are they?
     
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    I have no idea what to say.
    I think I should go buy a bunch of stuff I don't need, then belittle some 3rd world cultures.
     
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    Khana has 8 arms to jack you off, and can squeeze into almost any orifice. Sorry Sugs, she wins.
     
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    Yeah, but he doesn't have 8 dicks. I haven't seen proof of even one dick.
    Besides, how hot could that be? Her dirty talk would be, "Oh dear. I usually make guys cum, mostly of time"
     
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    just saying, this is a shit thread
     
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    probably because The Member Formerly Known As Baya made it
     
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    Women have no idea how attractive broken English is to Englishmen (whatever The Member Formerly Known As Baya tries to say, he still serves the Crown).
     
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    Stupidity in a woman is attractive to most men; the English aren't special snowflakes. :D
     
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    Only in attractive women.
     
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    True, but her mouth is a beak so she can't give blowjobs.
     
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    Since The Member Formerly Known As Baya is an aussie he might not mean "Mate" as in "Wife".
    He might just be asking who you think would be a good friend to compare knives and wrestle crocks with.
     
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    Then I guess I'm not like most men.

    I'm leaving it ambiguous on purpose. I want to see how this turns out. So far, not so good.
     
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