who would have seen this coming

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Supercilious Cunt, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Supercilious Cunt

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    haha yeah right
    disregard thread title, i just opened a random book to a random page and picked a phrase, because what's in a title? disregard question also; rhetorical.

    but yeah i'm a newfriend, longtime ED lurker, firsttime poster, and this helpful guy just messaged me out of the blue as soon as i signed up telling me i should post here. like literally, 2 seconds after i made my account. i'm hoping he's representative of everyone on this forum - it'd be so great if you were all really nice. is there a gifting system in place so that i can thank mysterybot2? if not i can only hope my words are enough. it's the little things that hit home the hardest in life, i find, and mysterybot2's little thing was more than enough to immediately enamour me of everything and inject me with a verve for life and the encyclopedia dramatica forums

    dropping the shtick for a second (and forever), i just wanted to say

    fuck what did i want to say

    what do you even say in these things

    uh, ask me whatever you want i guess. i'll probably answer?

    and uh

    have a great day and

    good luck?

    yeh

    comic sans is great
     
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  3. Supercilious Cunt

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    haha yeah right
    hahah wow that is so weird mang! jake couldn't believe it either and he said the exact same thing

    he was all like

    'get outtttttttt!'

    haha

    i miss jake
     
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    Hello newfriend, I'm Khanzer, EDF's official mascot! Please enjoy your stay~
     
  5. Supercilious Cunt

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    hey i don't seem to be able to 'like' my own posts?

    assuming it's a bug

    could someone fix it? it's kind of urgent
     
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  7. uberfukken

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    I have a better idea.

    Strip down, spread your legs, and put your hands against the wall.

    The only button that's getting pressed is your colon.

    redoctopus.
     
  8. Supercilious Cunt

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    heyyyyyyy

    i get the whole tentacle rapist thing now!

    b/c nonconsensual octopus penetration

    and you're totally sure about the liking your own posts thing? that's a little disappointing

    okay i'll be honest it's extremely disappointing

    as disappointing as the way they ended up going with those new year's glasses after '09

    [​IMG]

    sigh

    so um about that cavity search (& more????)

    you've got a green light whenever
     
  9. uberfukken

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    Doesn't count if you want it.

    Goodbye.
     
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    that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq. that_bill_cosby___mlp__by_mranyone-d5spsnq.
     
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    haha yeah right
    i feel like 26 pictures of bill cosby riding a my little pony would've been borderline acceptable, but 27? pushing your luck a little, no?

    that ugly episode aside, thanks for the death wishes et al

    they mean everything in the world to me
     
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    yes i was warned dog

    i

    i didnt listen
     
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    guess today ill settle settel for puting JELLY on this hot god. instead.
     
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    Hi S4 yet again.
     
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    tl;dr

    this applies to OP's username and all his fucking posts.

    fuck you.
     
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    He seems nice.
     
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    oh man i always wanted to be the subject of heated controversial debate oh boy
     
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    Ikr! Good job giving us another place to have the same old conversation...
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