Who wants oral sex?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by scumhook, May 22, 2012.

  1. scumhook

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    With my new Av...

    Come on, look into the deep pools that are my eyes...

    Feel the forbidden desires stirring in your loins, feel the rush of guilty pleasure as you consider it...

    Come to Scummy.....

    No one will know....

    Just you, me, and the van load of FBI outside the house...

    BTW - thanks to the cunt who changed it. After I got over the shock, i lol'd.
     
  2. uberfukken

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    these $5 have been brought to you by @tokumei as the result of butthurt shitboxing
     
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    hahaha you guys
     
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    Give me your oral cavity. Right now.
     
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    You sound just like my dentist.

    And you look a bit like him also...
     
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    if I'm honest I'd be rather apprehensive about letting joe perform dentistry on me. no offence meant of course.
     
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    I only let @Atomic_Joe play dentist if he uses his penis as the drill.

    I'm sure you feel a lot better about my oral health now.

    Thanks for the concern Mos. Good to have you back.
     
  8. Moscow

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    good to be back. boy have I missed your random outbursts of extreme vitriol.
     
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    WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY
     
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    lol double post
     
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    balls.
     
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    Too late, cunto.

    You pathetic double post was caught & dox'd by @Moscow and preserved for all eternity. When the alien overlords comb through the burned out ruins of Earth in the distant future, they'll come across this and marvel at your fucktarditry.
     
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  16. Regi

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    what's wrong with you?do you suffer brain damage or something
     
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  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    2/10 Definitely wouldn't hit.
     
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    It's definitely a possibility. However even in my impaired state, I still am able to only post once.


    OK, that one hurt. When The Member Formerly Known As Baya won't hit you, you're pretty fucking hard up.
     
  20. Regi

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    I quote your reply, to reflect your witty retort.

    You vacuous douche.
     
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    I wouldn't trust me either. Shaky hands.
     
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    Shaky hands, but rock hard penis.

    Hence the trust in the drill.....


    @k-hate put me onto it.
     
  24. Regi

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    because i dont want to argue with a 10-year-old mentally unstable schizo mumbo-jumbo like you.have a great day kid
     
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    I don't recall asking a question, but thanks for clearing this up. As always, your input is greatly appreciated and definitely will not be treated is if it is utterly worthless bullshit.

    Hopefully when you get into 3rd grade, they'll teach you how to use the SHIFT key, and the basics of punctuation...
     
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  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    She doesn't live up to any discernible standard. No ass, no tits, too small, too tight.
     
  28. Regi

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    3rd grade? im old enough to be your father gumbo
     
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    Yet you still can't put a sentence together correctly.

    Based on your av, you can put a penis into a child's mouth, so I'll assume you decided to follow a non-traditional path of education.

    Grammar & general life skills? No.
    Pedo? Yes.
     
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    wtf is going on in this thread?