Who likes hookers?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by irapeasiangirls, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. irapeasiangirls

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    I do! Asian ones in particular are full of win. Hookers are cool cause you can be a fat, zit covered, racist, sexist, prick and still get laid.
     
  2. Lil T - The TrolledGod

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    Some of them are all right people I guess. Wouldn't shove my dick in one though.
     
  3. Love You Too

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    Nah, all male hookers have AIDS.
     
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    Who would have thought that irapeasiangirls likes asian hookers.
     
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    They provide a valuable service to society and for that I salute them
     
  6. Cthulhu

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    Is this a rhetorical question about my sexuality since all women are de facto whores?
     
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    I've been with a few escorts..they deliver and save me the trouble of having to cruise the clubs/bars and I can kick them out when I'm done.
     
  8. Zaichata

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    They cost too much money, especially because I consider Herpes to be free for all
     
  9. irapeasiangirls

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    They cost about the same as taking a girl on a boring date.
     
  10. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    Taking girls on dates? What is this, a fucking romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon?

    All you have to do is wait till she's distracted, take your cock out and rape her really hard in the mouth.
     
  11. Rape Train

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    They get upset when I don't pay them, but other then that they're fine.
     
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    Cheap boring date:
    Lunch/Dinner: 20-40
    Coffee: $3-5 unless you're a faggot who goes to Starbucks or some posh coffee place.
    Duration of date: 1-3 hours

    Avg. 30 minute session with hooker/escort: 200
    Avg. Sessions: 10 minutes because you probably suck at sex

    Sorry, you're wrong.
     
  14. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I wish I could have some extra money for the bitches, around here are mad expensive..
     
  15. uberfukken

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    I'd rather jack off than have some two bit smack junky suck my dick with her canker sores
     
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  17. silverhaze06

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    Yeah, but those canker sores add a whole new dimension of texture and feeling to a blowjob. Don't knock it till you tried it.