Who here has fleshlights? / Tenga eggs or toys?

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    We all know that the guys of EDF are RONERY, or just plain gay.
    so who here uses any of those items such as the beloved fleshlight or the Tenga masturbators that have been appearing in those J-List banner ads that used to be up here?

    Don't be shy! and NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF MEN, YOUR GF CAN'T ALLWAYS BE THERE ROUND THE CLOCK FOR YOU TO FUCK, BECAUSE THAT'S CALLED MARRIAGE AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE ENDS UP AS.
    Marriage.

    YOU WON'T FUCKING TOUCH EACHOTHER EVER AGAIN.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    You put forward a very convincing argument, pervert.
     
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    for some reason beyond my comprehension really attractive girls obsess over me.

    i try to jerk off as less as possible because i think desire for sexual release is a really great motivator.
     
  4. Allele

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    I'm not that desperate.

    Well at least not yet.
     
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    Even if i wanted one i have no credit card to order it.
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Till you get blisters on your cock.

    :( those snob ass adult stores, too good for jew gold are they? Fuck them!

    Teapot calling a kettle black.
     
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    i have the tenga egg because it was in this convenients store where they sell that shit and i was their buying beer and said why the fuck not
     
  8. swishy

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    I have something
     
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    The greatest sex toy a man can have is a woman.
     
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    Eww could you imagine the shame that would come over you while standing over the sink cleaning one of those things out after "using" it? No thanks.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    That doesn't surprise me, TBH.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    There's no shame felt while rinsing a sex toy out.
    there is if you leave it for a day, it can really start to smell but probably not as bad as you may think.
     
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    I bought a bunch of fleshlights, filled them with explosives, and sold them to lonely desperate men
     
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    lmao Someone else bought it for me :|
     
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    My hand.
    You don't need to pay for it or be desperate and lonely to get one.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    but you are a GOTI how are you supposed to use a fleshlight?
    Hands deform cocks you know!!
     
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    I'm just glad they covered their knees.

    Otherwise that pic would have been offensive...
     
  18. xy0xy1

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    toilet paper roll lined with cotton, that's the best

    no need for any Tengus or Faplights
     
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    That one on the left is mine
     
  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    i tried to stick a toilet paper roll on my dick for fun once, but i couldn't fit the damn thing through.
     
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  23. ExplosiveDiareah

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    NO.
    Just NO.
    Tenga's are made for asians, if i cannot stick my cock through a toilet paper roll without it getting stuck why would i use something made for tiny asian dicks?
    Also i would never use any asian sex toys and would warn all thinking of it, TO FORGET IT.

    Everything in Japan is made in China Tenga's are throwaway items and are no doubt made in china using cheap and nasty toxic materials, probably that silicone that was in illegal boob implants that poisons your blood or some shit.
    i wouldn't eat chinese food, why put something made in china near your fucking DICK????
    Also, only weeaboo's want tenga shit or any japanese sex toy because they are sick obsessed yellow fever faggots.
    Fleshlights are a U.S item, and hence are a Weeaboo's fapping bane.
     
  24. xy0xy1

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    you can order large sizes

    on the upside you'll have a permanently silicated hard-on. unbreakable and unkillable, possibly radioactive. conglaturation! now fuck some asian hoes for revenge kills

    yeah this i agree but you're the OP of this thread so

    /thread
     
  25. MrGask

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    That's why they are helpfully dishwasher safe.

    Does rope count as a toy?
     
  26. ExplosiveDiareah

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    when it comes to asians and asian products the word "Large" is a relative term....
    sure they have Tenga eggs in LARGE but large in relation to what exactly?
     
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    I bought a pocket pussy last spring... it's worn out, after three weeks.


    It's not a fleshlight, but it's still a bitch to clean.
     
  28. ExplosiveDiareah

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    i stuck a light bulb in my fleshlight and put batteries in the other end.
     
  29. Immortal_Cake

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    Quite the invention.
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    but really the tits are supposed to be the flashlights.