Who has suffered the most in the world?

During my usual masturbation session I was getting intrigued about suffering. More precisely who in the world has endured the most pain for the longest. I'm not talking about jew's, but actual people. Like cases where a person is locked up in a basement and getting his skin craved off with a hot knife for decades. Shit like that. What is the worst and longest case you're ever heard of and what are those people like. Do they eventually get used to this shit or something?

 

Seriously? I thought that you sick ass fuckers would be all over this. I guess you have all been pussyfied with all the ponies you jack off to all day.

Where did the good old Pain Olympics days go?

I don't believe for a second that this has never happened:

 

I have. As long as there are humans alive.

 

Oh for fuck sake. Not another emo going all "I hate everyone". Why don't you just commit suicide already then?

 

My superiority complex prevents any self harm. When I am satisfied that I'm the last human being on earth, I'll make the final transformation into a turtle by stripping naked and walking into the swamp. There the turtles will guide me onto the next life as they feed upon my corpse.

 

Women.



Nevar forget!

 

I fucking hate turtles. Turtles are a waste of time.

 

everybody knows The Member Formerly Known As Baya's tribe are the most persecuted people in existence

 

Anyone @Cock has ever met IRL.

 

How dare you people make a mockery of my serious question. The fuck am I supposed to fap to now? PONIES?

Now that might actually be true. You don't know pain until I enter you and stroke flesh from the inside.

I also cum Tabasco, so there's that.

 

You don't know what true suffering is.
I dated @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 and listened to him talk about politics and religion for hours on end.

 

Hahahahah... oh man. That's like the stupidest, most annoying and inappropriate topic for a date ever. Right next to artificial insemination or some shit I don't know.

 

I prefer to discuss meaningful topics such as Miley Cyrus and college football scores.

 

Are you trying to say that the only appropriate topic for a date is how to please your man?

 

Yes. It's a fucking date, not a family reunion of high horse atheists and pseudo intellectual arrogant goat fuckers. You two are dying alone.

 

Oh, ok.... well you two are dying alone anyway.

 

You know, that's hurtful.
Stop being hurtful, you insensitive fuckshit.

 

Hey, I was wondering, since you're dying alone and I'm dying alone... you wanna die alone together?

 

That's a great idea, but make sure she shaves first.

One day she is going to trip on her pubes and break her head open on that ironing board she never put away in the past 5 years.

 

Zero plus zero is still zero.

 

Two negatives make a positive.

 

That only works when you multiply so you two have to bang basically.

 

@Sugar Bombs How about it?

 

I have suffered the most, since I read this entire thread.

 

You brought that on yourself. No sympathy here.

 

Not in the physical universe.

 

"Physical" is redundant here. What kind of other universe you are aware of that isn't physical?