Which American accent do YOU have?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    North Central. My mom's boyfriend is from South Dakota, and he said I don't have that accent.
     
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    Northeast also.

    Probably due to Aussies sounding like Baaaahston brahs.
     
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    What American accent do you have?
    Your Result: The Inland North
    You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
    Result Breakdown:
    89% The Inland North
    72% The South
    57% The Northeast
    55% The Midland
    52% Philadelphia
    20% The West
    17% North Central
    0% Boston
    Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
     
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    Midland - a neutral accent. I am from Arizona. No stupid pronunciations for me!
     
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    Even though I was born in Mexico, spent my childhood in Colorado and Michigan, and live in Arizona, people think I'm from the Northeast when they hear my voice. And that's what I got...

    What American accent do you have?
    Your Result: The Northeast
    Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
    Result Breakdown:
    83% The Northeast
    71% The Inland North
    65% Boston
    60% The Midland
    57% Philadelphia
    46% The South
    43% North Central
    38% The West
    Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
     
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    This quiz says I have a midland accent. It also says you may be in a big southern city, which I am. Makes sense.
     
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    Just so you know, I'm from the South and yet...

    Your Result: The Inland North

    You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

    I call it "soda."
     
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    I have a Boston accent. I don't need some online quiz to tell me that.

    Though it did ^_^
     
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    West coast brah
     
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    The West.

    Makes sense, as I spent a significant amount of my early childhood in CA, WA, and NV.
     
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    Bullshit. I have a New Hampshire accent, if anything. I certainly don't pronounce "eagle" as "iggle".
     
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    What American accent do you have?
    Your Result: The Inland North
    You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
    Result Breakdown:
    81% The Inland North
    67% The Northeast
    66% Philadelphia
    55% The Midland
    55% The South
    40% North Central
    32% The West
    28% Boston
    Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

    Because i wanted to fit in.
     
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    The fact that there is only one general "South" means that this will not be accurate for me.
     
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    The Inland North

    I don't know what that accent sound like
     
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    It says Midland accent, but I am from California which I found out recently is the most "pure" form of the english language in terms of pronouncing words. Coincidence? I think not.
     
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    Your Result: The Midland

    pretty accurate since I am from the midwest.
     
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    That term "midwest" always annoyed the shit out of me. You're north east of the middle, for fucks sake. You've also got shithouse weather and nothing to see for hundreds of fucking miles.

    Apologies if that last sentence was off topic and hurtful. I'm sure you're a very nice person, with really big midwestern jugs and the morals of a feral cat.
     
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    What American accent do you have?
    Your Result: The Inland North
    You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
    Result Breakdown:
    85% The Inland North
    82% The Northeast
    73% Philadelphia
    40% The Midland
    38% The South
    25% Boston
    15% North Central
    2% The West
    Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
     
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    Actually I'm right smack-dab in the middle
     
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    What - in Kansas or some other wonderful place like that?

    EDIT: If so, then you're still not West of Middle. You should be Mid. If you're in Denver, then you get to say "MidWest", but nooooooo, those fucking cunts are too busy looking at the mountains to get that shit sorted.
     
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    Yeah, too bad your accents induce rage in people and cause your untimely deaths.
     
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    Yeah Kansas, so I guess I'm just Mid.
     
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    My condolences.

    I've been to Topeka as well as some other shitty places there. Good meat, which doesn't come close to balancing out the weather and lack of terrain. Fucking scary thunderstorms.
     
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    Yeah our weather is crazy. One week it will be really hot and like, two days later snowing, and then two days later thundering.

    oh and tornadoes, it really sucks when you're just chilling and all of a sudden those sirens go off and you're stuck in the basement for the next hour or so.
     
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    By meat you mean cock.

    Because you're gay.
     
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    I wondered which cunt would be the first to take that shot.

    Bastard.