Where did you get your best BLOWJOB ever ?

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  1. King Kong

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    The best blowjobs I recieved
    From a Man - New York
    From a Woman - New York

    2nd best blowjobs I recieved
    From a Man - London
    From a Woman - Bangkok

    Notable Mention: The really best one I ever got was from someone whose gender I don't know to this day and it was in Canada. I was sitting on a chair. Whatever it was, it did its job exceptionally and left. Felt awesome for hours after that.

    Ok Faggots, now your turn
    PS: Posting inane images and other nonsensical responses is a tacit admission that you are a blowjob virgin at the minimum and that no one found it worthwhile to suck your cock or worse.
     
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    New York City. Them Northern women know how to suck a mean penis.
     
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    i got blown last wednesday in an alley by three hot chinese lesbians with double d breasts
    i came so hard it killed them all
     
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    When the Jewdogs and their Allied masters were looking for my bunker.
     
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    A tramp in some woods held me up at knifepoint and sucked my cock.
     
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    Playing WoW, when I hit lvl 40 and got my first mount.


    My GF was such a team player that she was like, "when you hit lvl 40, I'll give you the best head ever, BB." So we timed it. I was farming spiders in the undead region of the map, and she was sucking on my cock. To our credit, we timed it so that RIGHT WHEN I lvl'd up to 40, I bust and she swallowed (give or take a few seconds. It wasn't a perfect synch, but it was good enough for rock and roll.)

    To this day, that girl was the best GF I ever had. And I doubt she will ever be matched, and certainly, she will never be beat. Also, the first time we fucked... it was ON HER BIRTHDAY, when she turned 18 (@Nouble Digger i can hear you crying, bro.)

    edit: i hear you get mounts at lvl 20 now... this is... relevant to my interests *if i still played WoW, anyway

     
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    My orgasm was so powerful that the force of it blasted back to Earth.
     
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    Hmmm......Lesbians trained to suck cock? Intriguing

    That is to be expected. Its like if someone made a group called Cocksuckers Anonymous, they would most definitely pick up some experts. If someone were to gather EDFers at one physical location, there would no doubt be some cocksucking legends in that place.

    True. People from the colder climates especially in the new world in general are like that. I am speculating here on the biology of it but maybe it is the fact that they have to chew their food at freezing temperatures and hence have to work their mouth muscles more and that has something to do with it.

    Although your average New Yorker is pretty good at sucking cock, a trained Canuck can easily beat a New Yorker I believe.

    Regarding Bangkok, I don't know maybe they have some secret school where they train those cunts to suck cock or something. I normally can't afford a trip to Bangkok but I tagged along on someone else's dime and usually when I enter a new place like that I try and test out the local cocksucking skills if I can. I was stunned and pleasantly surprised by the Bangkok cunts. Getting to Bangkok is the hardest part. Once there though everything including blowjobs are relatively cheap if ya know where to look.
     
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    You have lived such a cool life,fag.
     
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    youporn, it looked so real man
     
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    @Flu Mixing sex and video games is awesome.
    My favorite ex and I were playing the Halo 3 campaign when it just came out. I was laying on my stomach on the floor as he sat on the couch. Apparently it was distracting, so he got behind me, pulled me up to my knees and we started fucking. It was pretty fun, attacking each other in the game and shooting the Covenant/Flood while doing that at the same time. After a short while he threw his controller down but I finished the mission.
     
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    In a small corridor connecting a vestibule to a courtyard.
     
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    booze.

    strippers.

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    house-on-fire.

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  20. King Kong

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    That looks extremely expensive. Who is going to cough up all the jewgold to pay for that?
    Maybe @oddguy?
     
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    Fuck off.
     
  22. King Kong

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    Allright.
     
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    sounds like he escorted the flag back to your goal post.
     
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    In the porno movie "Altar Boys Gone Wild".
     
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    I got my best blowjob from this radical feminist at some sort of anti-violence-against-women workshop. Bitch could throat like a champion. lol then I came on her face and she was all surprised/upset that my jizz was so hot. I think I scalded her.