When toys attack

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  1. Die In A Fire

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    When toys attack is a plot hatched by film from nickelodeon.
     
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    This thread is a plot hatched by the evil that lurks beneath DIAF's cuddly exterior...

    It will envelop us all.

    Seducing us with its warmth, providing succor in our hour of need; and then attaching itself to our soul and sucking the marrow from our very bones.

    DIAF- she will be the end of us all.

    And we will love every moment of our demise.
     
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    Silly, scumhook. Why would I ever do such a horrible thing?
     
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    ...why wouldn't you?
     
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    Good question.
     
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    I see this thraed has taken a dark turn.....

    On the "glass half full" side, there's a vague chance of a dirty girl on girl encounter....

    However more than likely I'll end up getting a huge dildo rammed up my arse.

    And they call them the fairer sex.

    There's nothing fair about wimminz.

    But we keep coming back...
     
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    Yeah, you may be getting the dildo.
     
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    I'll start doing some stretches to limber up...
     
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    Yes I strongly recommend that.
     
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    anal stretches...
    lots of them.
    you're getting the cannon.

    the cannon.
     
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    rofl @ the cannon :D

    I suddenly feel very white and somewhat inadequate...
     
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    here, i can help halfway with that
    it comes in "unrealistic white man" too
    cannon-anal-dong.
     
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    At least I can feel happy that my balls are proportionally larger...

    I hope those are 3 yo girls hands.

    Oops. Pedobear says hello...
     
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    wow those are kid hands LOL
     
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    So Mariko isn't as soft and cuddly and cute (like a living moe animu character) as we all thought.
     
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    5 bucks will suffice?
     
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    Is that 70s Jack Nicholson?
     
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    Lol, I dunno. But I can see the resemblance, good eye
     
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    I fucking love 70s Jack Nicholson. lol