When Cheese Kills: 3 year old dies after being defeated by sammich.

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  1. Edge_Beta

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    Lactose-free Sauce.

    Is it any wonder why the U.S ranks 17 out of 40 in educational performance?
     
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    The Grilled Cheese Sandwhich in question
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    Also i wonder if the boy would have had a better chance if they called an ambulance onto the scene instead of the boy's mother?
     
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    i eat grilled cheese every single day it kicks ass

    eat grilled cheese erryday

    if you can't have it you might as well kill yourself anyway because there's no such thing as a fulfilling life without grilled cheese
     
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    Well at least we figured out your personality: Grilled Cheese
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    fucking meta
     
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    the article questions why they didnt just give the kid an epipen.....but yeah he'd prolly would have had a better chance if they had called 9/11 first.
     
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    lol it's that instinctive
     
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    Grilled Cheese Sandwich Wins
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    he just may have had it coming....first he was black. 2nd he was allergic to dairy. next they'll say he was transitioning or some bs....3 strike and you are OUT!
     
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    I absolutely adore that this is out of Manhattan, aka the epicenter of the push for "food allergy awareness" a decade ago. Never stop being New York
     
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    You ain't allergic to anything, Scummy? (except for consent, maybe?) If you don't live in a concrete shithole, that makes perfect sense.
     
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    nailed it <3
     
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    Literary died due to lack of white privilege...

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    If he were white, he'd just be shitting himself or farting grossly for hours instead of getting killed like a little bitch.
     
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    Cheese Sandwich killed another opponent!
     
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    In the arena of kitchen kombat we are all just a slice of Kraft American away from DEATH.

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