When bronies ask why you hate them so much...

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by guidoVegeta, Dec 29, 2012.

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How do you deal with bronies?

  1. Just call them faggots and walk away

    27.3%
  2. State their crimes against humanity (i.e. bad fanfictions, terrible OCs)

    42.4%
  3. Be patient with them and work things out like gentlemen

    21.2%
  4. Ignore them

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  1. guidoVegeta

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    What is your response? How do you approach them? Aggressively? Passive aggressively? Logically? Sarcastically? Sardonically? Patiently? I'm curious as to how you guys deal with bronies when they confront you. Either internet or IRL.

    I try to be passive aggressive most of the time in the internet and just steer clear of them IRL. I also warn any nearby children to clear the perimeter.
     
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  3. guidoVegeta

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    Shit, I accidentally pressed enter while making the thread and the poll came out incomplete. Violence would have been one of the options there.
     
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    why would a brony be talking to you, faggot?

    OP is gay.
     
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    Because he saw you in a "Gas the kikes, Race war now!" shirt and thought you needed to know about all that "Love and Tolerance" you've been missin' out on.
     
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    i dont go anywhere that a faggot of that caliber would be present.
     
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    Just like the Jew and people with AIDS, Bronies reach into all corners of society, infecting us bitter and hateful people with the Brony disease.
    That is why i support mandatory quarantining of all Bronies in FEMA camps for the term of their unnatural lives.
     
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    But the majority people here don't go to conventions
     
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    Because one of these fat autistic fuckers just happens to be my suitemate in the same dorm suite next semester. And I don't know whether I should just punch him out of spite or just try to ignore him as much as possible for the whole term.

    He is exactly as you would imagine a brony would be. A Fluttershy T-shirt, MLP theme song ringtone, alarm (I heard it), MLP posters up in his room... etc. I feel like vomiting now that I'll be sharing the same suite as him.
     
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    If passive aggressive is your thing, write notes (I'm sure you can think of several) and post them on his door.
    Try to get other people to join in, then watch.

    If possible sabotage his ringtone/alarm with something equally counter-offensive.

    If he comes around to peoples dorms like a Jehovah, I'm gonna have to go with $$trooper. Assault.
     
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    Thanks for the advice.

    I'll try the notes. I'm going to need some extremely adhesive materials and print-outs of dead ponies and dying horses to put on his door. If anything funny develops out of this, I'll be sure to take pics and post them here, but no promises.
     
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    The same way as I would interact with someone who suffers from autism and mental retardation.
     
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    im a little cancer growing more and more
    just deppend of the faggotry level , if its low i say he's a manchild, if its high i say ihe's a manchild and pathetic
    if its a girl , i'll change the topic quickle before she talk for hours
    just simple as that
     
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    i guess since i keep getting updates about this discussion ill tell you what i would do if i was a faggot that had to deal with faggots.

    i would pretend to be an even bigger faggot by liking something incomprehensibly faggoty.

    then i would mimic their behavior until they saw so much of themselves in it that they either stopped that shit or killed themselves or sucked my cock so hard that i died from it.
     
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    You can't normally tell if people IRL are bronies or not.

    Don't give me that shit like "THEY'RE WEARING PONY SHIRTS AND WALKING AROUND WITH PONY TOYS", because none of them are like that. You're probably best friends IRL with a couple of bronies without even knowing it, like me, and 4 of my friends that were already bronies long before I brought up MLP in conversations with them. I never would have guessed that they would turn out to already be full-on bronies.
     
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    Wrong thread?
     
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    I just don't like going into this part of my folder, but since you insist.
    faggot. faggot. no (2). how (2). no (1). View attachment 20727 this (1). this (2). you. you.
     
  20. radiatto

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    im a little cancer growing more and more

    what scares me most its the fact that a bronycon exist,and jabba its here

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    did you say?

    and gets worse
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    and more worse
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    You're obviously going to wear a shirt at a convention, but not during daily activities in public. Probably 99.9% of the people here dress normally when they're not going to conventions.

    In the privacy of his/her home. (Seriously, I can't tell.)

    Looks like another convention. He's still a furry and a faggot, but he would never wear that suit walking down the street on a normal day. He would look like a normal person and you would never be able to tell that he is a brony.
     
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    im a little cancer growing more and more
    but its easy to spot a brony, even if they dont have proof, just its matter of saying MLP sucks and you will get a shitload of broniefags
    also, sorry but i ve seen a lot those people in public and they have the balls to appear in front of everyone
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    NO.
     
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    you know i don't hate you, but stop speaking like you're a spokesperson for the whole fandom

    a group of australian bronies singing winter wrap up at the mall being autistic in public



    a self-recorded autismfest at mcdonalds (to be fair, i couldn't watch that much of it... i got to 1:40 and then said fuck it... i heard he got two of the same toy and he was heading up to bitch about it, let me know if my assumptions are wrong)



    a group of bronies bringing ponies autism with them to pizza hut



    i know you like the show, and you know i respect you... but plz don't act like the majority of the fandom isn't a sinking shitpile of semen and aids



     
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    Yea... a good portion of them are...
     
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    Fapping to Sweetie Belle scat fetish fanfics doesn't make me a brony right?
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    i think it sorta happened around the time the "love and tolerate" motto got skewed... at least that's when i started noticing it
    on /b/, before ponychan was created, it was meant to show that they could tolerate the trolls in the threads that would spam gore and /cp/... and they would, because it was /b/ and you sorta have to deal with that there
    but when ponychan got created and newer and newer people started showing up there, especially ones that had never imageboarded before, it became less of a "we're going to love and tolerate you" and more of a "why aren't you loving and tolerating us?" autism with a complete lack of thick-skin and an inability to function in real life
     
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    Would you care to elaborate?
     
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    RapeMan, do you by any chance have any MLP dolls?

    Jus curious.