What's your New Year's Resolution, and how will you achieve it.

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    Alright, let's do something different on EDF; the rules are, you must come up with 3 resolutions for this year, and provide some sort of evidence or process of being able to attain each goal. The goal of this is to at least complete one, and they cannot be short term goals.

    My three goals are:

    1. To be a nicer person/to not cause so much social friction between me and others.
    -I plan to start a medication program, and to at least make one friend
    2. To shell out another patent and submit it (I am thinking something along the lines of finding more useful ways of using acoustic technology to better understand anti-gravity)
    3. To work on gaining a free education M.I.T. certification in some scientific field.
    (sauce: http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesma...t-game-changer-free-online-education-for-all/ )

    Anyway, start posting them.
     
  2. Dr. Rice

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    The Russian Milf that I partied with last night had a cool News Year Wish ritual. You write a wish on a piece of paper, burn it, and then drop it in your drink. I wished to get my first book published this year.
     
  3. Voodeuxfy

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    And how shall you go about that?
     
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    1. Do more oxycodone. Let's face it, I've been spending way too much time sober. Now that I know the problem, I can correct it.
    2. Become an alcoholic. Once again; sobriety is the enemy here. I turn 21 this year, so I'll finally be able to pass out in a pool of my own vomit on a regular basis.
    3. Get an STD. You aren't living life if you don't have an STD. Nothing says "I grabbed life by the horns!" like fucking prostitutes without protection.

    I'm feeling pretty good about this years resolutions. I remember back in High School when I had stupid resolutions like "Get in shape" or "Do well in school".
     
  5. Tai Le Ree

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    Mine was to not look at cub porn anymore.
    Broke it within 5 minutes.
     
  6. Khanzer

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    1. Finish at least two big paintings.
    2. Improve my english.
    3. Read at least 25 books.
     
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    Don't do that one.
     
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    lol k, I will improve my art skill.
     
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    By finishing writing it before the summer and then spend a week with the other writer/editor to brush it up before submitting it places. I want to self publish (kindle makes this very easy these days) as I view my creative works as sacrifices to The All, but Watson, my editor, is a materialistic person and wants to have it published via a publishing company. I'm planning on doing it live and figuring out the publishing method later While I like this novel a lot, it isn't my Opus Magnum which I will for certain want to self publish as religious works aren't about profit.
     
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    I didn't make one. It's hard to make improvements when you are already sipping from the Chalice of Excellence.
     
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    Don't have one cause i already know i'm gonna break it
     
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    No fap 2012.
     
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    Well...

    The only thing i can think of is finally going back to school. After the army i went to take my application test and got a pretty high score. But my high school grades are too low and i'm too poor to go learn anything serious anyway. Ever since iv just been slobing about and doing nothing but working. I figure i should at least take some kind of course this year and learn some profession.
     
  16. Voodeuxfy

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    That MIT thing could be your ticket.
     
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    I don't do resolutions.
     
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    1.Stop being a sack of meat.
    2. Fap less.

    I give up.

    Fingers crossed for 2013.;)
     
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    There's not many ways I can improve myself, but I always strive to be a better Christian.

    Aren't you cool.
     
  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    1. read several more books.
    2. Get that job i want.
    3. look up my old school friends.

    4. stop looking at nudes drawn by furries, and stop looking at hipster chicks nudes and stop looking at girls in latex.

    What i did accomplish last year.
    Quit Marijoowarna
    Eliminated Alcoholism.

    All i need now is to quit smoking.
    the leading cause of coolness.
     
  21. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Hey, your back again CW.
    come to spread the joy of Ponianity i hope?
    Its like Christianity. Except with ponies and much more likely.

    1. Turn you all into bronys
    ingrain it into your mind and let is spread like the wonderful disease it is.
    2. Get out of the house
    get out of the house
    3. Come up with a third one
    already did B)
     
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    [​IMG]

    These Ponies are REAL ponies.
     
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    good good...present the people of ED with MLP's GLORIOUS history.
    you are learning my friend
     
  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I could never take any cartoon with horses in it seriously, because you never see the piles of ball shaped shit on the ground everywhere.

    i've grown up around horses, and the vicinity of horses is allways littered with piles of ball shaped shit in various stages of dehydration.
     
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    I have quite a few!

    - Get my teeth fixed. TLDR: surgery
    - Maintain a healthy lifestyle i.e run at least 25 mi./wk., do hatha yoga 2 hrs./wk., and eat more veggies
    - Fill out at least one sketchbook. I have 10 :X
    - Try to go to karaoke down the street each week
    - Learn to surf

    Ummm that's it for now.
     
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    1) Draw Muhammad
    2)Draw Muhammad some more
    3)Some other thing I have yet to think of
     
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    1] Get my fat ass into shape.
    -Exercise for at least 30 minutes each day, make healthier eating choices, etc.
    2] Stop being such a dick to the small group of people who actually have the patience to be my friends.
    -Self-explanatory.
    3] Work harder to improve my art skills so that I stand a chance at getting into a decent school.
    -Aiming for FIT.
    4] Probably a bunch of other things that I can't think of right now.
     
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    mmm... o.k,fiigured out what else.

    ill try to grow out my hair... i used to have long long LONG hair. I didn't cut it for four years until the army.
    It'll be a problem because i might get shit for it at work (when my hair grows out it turns into a kind of non curly fro) but ill figure something out.

    And ill get a damn tattoo already.
    I have been putting it off for over a year now.
     
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    Suggested tattoo;
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    Place it directly above the crotchal region.