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  1. $$Trooper

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    Side Effects

    List Thorazine side effects by likelihood and severity.

    The following side effects are associated with Thorazine:

    Common side effects of Thorazine:

    • A Feeling of Restlessness with Inability to Sit StillSevere
    • Abnormal Movements of Face Muscles and TongueSevere
    • Abnormally Low Blood PressureSevere
    • Blurred VisionSevere
    • Extrapyramidal ReactionSevere
    • Feeling FaintSevere
    • Pigmentary RetinopathySevere
    • Blood Pressure Drop Upon StandingLess Severe
    • Decreased SweatingLess Severe
    • DizzyLess Severe
    • DrowsinessLess Severe
    • Dry MouthLess Severe
    • Incomplete or Infrequent Bowel MovementsLess Severe
    • Increased Production of SalivaLess Severe
    • Stuffy NoseLess Severe
    Infrequent side effects of Thorazine:

    • Contact DermatitisSevere
    • Difficult or Painful UrinationSevere
    • Sun-Sensitive SkinSevere
    • Breast Fullness due to Milk ProductionLess Severe
    • Breast TendernessLess Severe
    • Discharge of Milk in Men or Women when Not BreastfeedingLess Severe
    • Irregular PeriodsLess Severe
    • Sexual ProblemsLess Severe
    • Weight GainLess Severe
    Rare side effects of Thorazine:

    • Continued Painful ErectionSevere
    • Dark Pigmentation of Tissues or OrgansSevere
    • Decreased Neutrophils a Type of White Blood CellSevere
    • Decreased White Blood CellsSevere
    • Deficiency of Granulocytes a Type of White Blood CellSevere
    • Low Body TemperatureSevere
    • Neuroleptic Malignant SyndromeSevere
    • Problems with EyesightSevere
    • Prolonged Q-T Interval on EKGSevere
    • SeizuresSevere
    • SunstrokeSevere
    • Very Rapid Heartbeat - Torsades de PointesSevere
    • Yellowing of Skin or Eyes from Bile Flow ProblemsSevere
    • FeverLess Severe
    • Sensitive to LightLess Severe
    Holy fucking shit.
     
  2. j15m

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    Unless it was payed for, these comments in this thread are irrelevant.
    ....I never paid to impale another man
     
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    I bought three tins of oatmeal and grapes

    awww yeah
     
  4. j15m

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    Wicked good time.
     
  5. $$Trooper

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    I could live with the Painful Erections and the listlessness.
    But the blocked nose?
    fuck that nigga.
     
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    I bought some pussy off backpage. well worth it.
     
  7. Kitty Loaf

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    bread

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    Groceries. Got some tea, yogurt, dish detergent, uhh... new sponges... stuff. Alcohol.
     
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    Bluetooth keyboard. For Bluetooth stuff.
     
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    bread

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    That looks like something my gir--...ex-girlfriend would have liked... -sob- FUCK YOU COCONUT WATER, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
     
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    A kitchen knife and a knife grinder.

    Sharpened most shitty knives in the household yesterday, this morning someone cut himself by grabbing into the drawer with the knives in it.
     
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    10 of these for €45 for boot cds and shit
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    A name brand, or a shit one?
     
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    No idea, the only thing I can read on it is "Made in Japan" :D
    The rest is moonspeak.
     
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    The hot air will feel good on my putrid ballsack.
     
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    Timberland snow boots.
    Autumn snow is a recurring nightmare of ohio, amirite @[user]dildo baggins[/user] and @[user]hkh[/user]?


    And to be fair to all the younger/unemployed members out there, this thread's secondary title is "what's the neatest thing welfare/your mum recently bought you?"
     
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    It probably says "sucked in, round-eye"
     
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    Bought a Toshiba Satallite with good specs from a broke nigger off of EYYYYBAYZ for 63 shipped. Just needs a new hard drive which I had one laying around already :meow:


     
  20. vermin

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    A warm hat for the autumn chill.

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