Whats your most recent purchase?

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    Ive done mechanical before I prefer clicks... a usb hub... mic and audio ports... and a motha fucken screen!
     
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    You're telling him to return a $200 keyboard in order to buy a shittier $100 keyboard from the same manufacturer...
     
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    So you can pretend a soldier is jacking you off ?
     
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    no because it's freezing out here you faggot, I want to walk in style
     
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    I don't suppose you ever shot a gun before :unimpressed:
     
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    I bought a coffee grinder today because I got a french press for xmas and wanted to grind whole been coffee without having to use my food processor. Also a bunch of trader joe's whole bean coffee.
     
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    After a week or two my conclusion is this thing fucking owns

    The keys are perfect, No complaints there.
    The media controls are a nice addition
    The G keys are great for both in games and in Windows (Fuck Linux users naturally)
    The screen is so fucking useful I will never again be without one.

    It can...
    -Run FRAPS giving you a graph of your refresh rate
    -Be used as a VMU in NulLDC (Fuckin Awesome)
    -Be used to display whatever sysinfo you want in AIDA64 (in games I display temp and in windows my NC380T usage.
    and more.

    I also got a Razer Sabertooth Gaming Controller for IWars and NullDC because Logitech sucks at game controllers.
     
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    My godfather's christmas gift just came in, and I got this beauty. I'm going to try it out later, but the plug is 24 carat gold, so it looks promising enough as it is
     
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    I hope you know that iron has nearly the same conductivity, and a better temperature tolerance. Enjoy your overpriced ear warmers.
     
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    Too bad he got you a gift you couldn't refuse return.
     
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    KINGSTON DataTraveler Workspace 64GB Windows To Go
    SAMSUNG 840 EVO 500GB - for my VMs (clustered)
    HGST Travelstar 7K1000 - For bulk vm storage wsus wds etc
     
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    Blick.com has clearance stuff right now and I have a cart that consists of canvas, pastels, Bristol boards, markers, pigment liners, paint, and brushes.

    And somehow I'm still under $50 before shipping.
     
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    I bought Stride Sour Patch Kids Gum thinking it would be awesome. It is akin to Zebra Stripe gum in that it has 2 seconds of nice flavor, then rubber.
     
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    much like reading one of your fucking posts.

    apart from the 2 seconds of nice flavour bit, you circumcised clitoris.
     
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    ..and reading yours is like sipping fine wine and caviar. The best.
     
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    I never sip caviar.
     
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    You don't put it in your wine? lol wut caviar scrub over here
     
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    I can see my fist entering your anus in the very near future.
     
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    It might be a challenge if he keeps throwing his mouth around your cock
    but hey, poo pounding is poo pounding regardless of the shit issuing orifice.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not that flexible.

    I may need to deploy my recently upgraded Fist-o-matic 9000 drone (nicknamed the Violator). Using advanced 4D mapping, it not only targets the physical location of an anus, but also is able to penetrate it simultaneously in all times that it has existed in this continuum (multi-timestream penetration will be available in future releases) thereby ensuring complete and utter anal destruction.
     
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    Large box of Krispie Kremes.
     
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