What's your least favourite kind of "special"?

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Mine is the pretentious Asspie who acts like he's some kind of art/food critic and dismisses everything in popular culture as "too modern" and likes to think he's a genius for listening to Aphex Twin.

    The half-braindead gimp in the wheelchair who rolls on your feet makes me cringe inside, as well.

    Discuss.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    gather round children and i shall tell you a tail.
    (all names changed to protect the special)

    her name was Screech and the first time i saw her i said to myself "she looks kinda special"
    that guess was spot on.
    at once she proclaimed she was pregnant and then would puff her gut out to look like she was
    at first i believed her though my other coworkers told me she was being a retard and i shouldn't believe her.

    then Screech started getting into trouble with our supers.
    (most memorable was the worksheet incident, see, whatever we did throughout our workday we had to initial it.
    she went and initialed everything, Glass polishing, mopping blah blah blah fucking hilarious)
    then she'd start crying (26 goddamn years old) and proclaiming that she had a miscarriage and had to go home.
    then she would proclaim she was pregnant again a week later and every time someone was mean to her
    "I HAVE MISCARRIAGE HRURUHRHRURH" and take another fucking week off.
    she apparently was the town bicycle and is going out with a half fish/half bald mole/half man hybrid.

    defining quote; "I HAD 5 BACONS TODAY!"

    if you like i can tell you about Missyboots, the puffed up angry egotistical illiterate closetcase who fucked jailbait and fled the state.
     
  3. ge5undhe17

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    Do tell, do tell!

     
  4. $$Trooper

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    OK children another story!.
    (names changed to protect the special)

    This is the story of Missyboots, now, despite being a closetcase he fucked some Jailbait (14 years old/Missy was 25) poontang and had to flee Brisbane so that he didn't get time for statutory rape and he himself wouldn't get passed around by the abos as living cumrag.

    he wore shitty jewelery and had all sorts of gay tattoos (a pair of pistols over his kidney area, snakes over his inner thighs, i once told him to get a trampstamp and he didn't understand why i laughed at him when he told me he wanted one) plus all the gay piercings all over his face like metallic cum shots.
    if you even attempted to enforce the "no facial Jewelery" rule he would start pleading like the Brisbane po-po just rocked up.

    he was the most childish little fucking faggot you have ever met, if he didn't get his way he would run off and hide somewhere (underneath tables, in closets, behind cars outside wherever) he would scream, wail and get confrontational (our own Emily could beat the shit out of him and not break a sweat) he would start shit and not know how to finish it, he stole money out of our tills for pot, and then replace it a month later.

    if you mentioned anything about his German heritage he would get wildly angry, screaming (yes screaming) about how he wasn't a kraut and fuck you.

    now, your asking "Wait a fuckin' minute here! why the hell wasn't he fired!?" well see, our head boss, the person that CAN fire people took pity on him and decided that any shit he pulled was just the actions of a person who needed help and blah blah blah.

    at last though he was leaving, i found his resignation notice, two lines, the only word in it that was spelled correctly was his name (it was typed up on a computer oh lawdy)
    our supervisor had to write his pay sheets for him, along with any leave requests because he was simply too fucking illiterate to do it himself without fucking it up.
    wasn't allowed near the Till.

    last i heard after he left he was still unemployable.

    Defining quote; *he had punched a wall in a attempt to intimidate our Supervisor*
    "YEAH WEELLL I HOPE YOU FUCK A CHICK!"
    (no, i don't know either.)
     
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    lol'd
     
  7. $$Trooper

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    i know.
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    now imagine that being yelled by someone who sounds like a slightly more masculine perez hilton
     
  9. zaiger

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  10. Cthulhu

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    This.
     
  11. faggotmaximum

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    it's about time somebody made that joke
     
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    I lol'd.
     
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    He might have been the faggot that even faggots think is just too gay for continued existence.

    Who the fuck says that kind of shit anyway?
     
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  16. Negi Springfield

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    Some do.

    Yup.
     
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  18. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    SUPER SPECIAL SUUUPPERRRSTARRR!
     
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    Like on Mario Party?
     
  20. TheDukeOfCrowns

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  21. Harpoons

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    Mine is the pretentious asspie that likes to think that he's better than any other type of retard, and makes threads judging them while at the same time subtly hinting that he's not exactly the same.
     
  22. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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  23. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    The hipster kinda special.
     
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  25. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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  26. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Nope
    I'm even worse.
     
  27. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    shiiiiiiiit. Hipster special is the best special. There the only people that actually listen to "Them Might Be Giants" with me.
     
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    The kind of special that thinks they are special because mommy and daddy said so.
     
  29. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I like hipsters, just not the trying to hard hipsters.

    nvm, hipsters are always trying to hard.
     
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    You'll always be the most adorable girl :3