What's your favourite breathing pattern?

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I like to breath in with my mouth, and then I like to gush out with my nose.

    How do you breath?
     
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    You are breathing wrong. You should stop it.
     
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    But if I mouthbreath, I'll turn into an Autistic!
     
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    I breath through my nipples.

    I am God.
    Proceed.
     
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    i would love to lick your nipples
     
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    I would love if you would.
     
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    I don't breathe, instead I have a Jewish slave do it for me.

    It's complicated how I get someone to breathe for me, but it works.
     
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    I mostly go like

    in-out-in-out

    But sometimes I like to freestyle and go all like

    in-in-in-out-in-in-in-in-out-out-out-in-out-out-in-out

    and then my parents take me to the hospital
     
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    Kinda like when we fucked, amirite?