What's your favorite hangover cure?

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  1. Azrael

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    I still haven't found one that isn't "sleep until 2 in the afternoon", and unfortunately I forgot to turn off my alarm because I was functionally retarded last night.
     
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    I'm not a doctor, but here's some things that help me:

    - Drink a lot of water. I usually just keep chugging it until it goes away.
    - Go on a 3 mile run/Sauna/Steam Room (Sweat it out)
    - Take multivitamin (Vitamins B & C are most important)
    - Drink plenty of water throughout the night while you are drinking.
    - Get drunk again. :D

    Or even a mixture of some.

    Caffeine seems to help some people but for me it just increases the nausea.
    I prefer cold chamomile tea, and a shit ton of it.

    Don't listen to any retard that tells you to take a Tylenol, ibuprofen, etc when you're hungover.. This can be pretty bad for your liver due to the likelihood that your body still hasn't broken down the ethanol completely, and can really fuck your shit down the line, especially if done frequently.
     
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    Yeah, Kurisu summed it up nicely. These things sound ok, you just have to find the right thing/or combination of things. It's basically intoxication/poisoning which you have to neutralize. For me, what works best is drinking a lot of water and eating something decent(it's good to have some nice soup - ideally broth with vegetables and noodles), nothing too greasy, something that your stomach may hold. If it's too much, i have ice cold cola - this acid-like shit will dissolve most terrible things i am capable of drinking and eating during the previous night. :awesome:
     
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    Weed is obviously the best. If I have a raging headache paracetamol does wonders, but kinda takes a long time to kick in.
     
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    Yes, around here, it is called "emergency drink" :D It will either fix ya, make you want to drink some more, or straightforwardly kill ya... ;) But a small beers can't really hurt you, right? That's a lot like being abstinent.. :D
     
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    im hungover right now. my cure is more fucking beer.

    also im jamming this.

     
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    You people still get hang overs? to me it's just morning.
     
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    the good thing about being a jobless shut-in loserstudent is that i can drink booze in the morning and afternoon and then chug some hot tea before going to bed... i haven't had a hangover in years.
     
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    I have to make some precautions, otherwise, there might be a gradation. But personally, i think that if you drink premium alcohol and you have a lot of food at hand at all times, you can drink basically ANYTHING in any measure and you don't have to worry about hangover or any such stupid shit.
     
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    I know right, lets not make it special, it is just another day..... Toughen up and learn to hide a half pint of vodka between the towels in the bathroom cupboard like any normal person.
    Wake up and grab a glass of OJ, then declare "I have to shit" proceed to the bathroom and make a strong screwdriver, play on your phone, slug down the poison, maybe even rub one out if you feel so inclined, take the shit that you were lying about, then have a great day
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    only if "hug" is code for hefeweizen
     
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    Hahaha... like your not packing some Hai-Karate on your nightstand.
     
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    lots of water, green tea, extra strong black coffee, and menudo.
     
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    Smoke some weed. Cures my hangovers almost instantly. Also try nursing a beer or two. Or just toughing the fucking thing out. Those are the only things that seem to be any manner of effective for me. Greasy bacon and eggs (typically over medium for me) help a little as well.

    Addition to post: Fapping. A few good faps can help.