What's your favorite gun.

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    I used to like the 50AE desert eagle, but for practical purposes and style I'm kind of leaning towards the STI Executive.

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    this gun has the awesome ability to turn an argument around and miraculously make people remember combinations to safes. Not only that, but it's also weighs less than a fucking hand canon and gives you a bit more accuracy if you ever got into some gangsta shit. And did I mention this gun is pure sex. Also, it increases your attractiveness by 30% just holding it assuming you don't dress like and idiot and aren't ugly or awkward to begin with.
     
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    my friend has a .500 cal magnum, just looking at it would make people shit their pants.
    fucker is huge.
     
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    I like this Les Baer ACP too

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    Im australian, so im a gunless faggot, but the handgun I most like the look of is this Ruger 1911
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    Glock-18, motherfucker

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    Love the boxy shape. I have the airsoft version, though
     
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    Lol nice .22
     
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    Calibres don't matter cause I have gunkata, bitch
     
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    Plum-colored Arsenal SGL 21-62
     
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    Century Arms 39 Sporter
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    Traditional "rifle"
    Blaser S2 (side-by-side rifle)
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    fucking dumb white trash. shame they didn't blast him with a .45 now THAT would have been entertaining
     
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    It wasnt even .22 lr
     
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    I stand by my original assertion. though 00 buckshot would also suffice.
     
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    Colt 1911. It is what every other handgun ever made wishes it was. Of all the guns I have fired, this one is the best. It is better than being wrist deep in pussy.

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    AK-47. What every other rifle wishes it was. Get the Russian one, as most of the knock-offs are shitte. Hungarian or Turkish are also acceptable.

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    H&K G-11. This should have been the American military's standard issue battle rifle, but they went with the M16A2 instead, because our boys deserve only the shoddiest excuse for a battle rifle available.

    Special mention to the M14A2, the rifle they had to start handing out again after the brass realized how shit the m16 is under combat conditions.
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    How come none of you faggots tagged @Atomic_Joe ?
     
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    Probably one of these cunts.
     
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    Probably because you already covered my favorites. M1911 is a panty moistener. AK-47 is awesome. M14 is for broad shouldered man that eat danger and shit victory...so essentially no one currently serving.

    Cept for that G11. I don't know much about it other than it uses caseless ammo.

    My FAVORITE gun? Saiga 12 gauge shotgun. Pants splattering power on the legendary AK-47 platform. How can you say no?
     
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    Commander-size 1911 chambered in .50
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    Two 1911s welded to each other like a Frankenstein monster, and forced to be a single firearm.
     
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