What's your favorite camping food that isn't goddamned Smores?

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  1. Sugar Bombs

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    I like to cook. I've dreamed of making cooking videos that show how to make a bunch of delicious shit while being a complete asshole to the viewers.

    Another good idea for camping out: dig a hole in the ground to smoke meat.
    This takes a while. Sometimes a whole day, but it is WORTH IT.

    Dig a hole in normal soil about 3-4 feet deep and 2' x 2' wide. Can be bigger or smaller if you want but this size is tested to be good. Line the pit in stones that have NEVER been in water. Ever. Like, in the past few million years ever. That is really important. Those stones sometimes explode when exposed to prolonged heat.
    The stones are important because they help even out the heat distributed.

    Fill the bottom with logs, about a foot deep. You need a lot of hot coals.
    This takes a while. Not only to get the fire fully going, but to render the wood into a foot of coals. Crack open beers during this time.

    Once you're done with that, you should have a shitload of coals.
    Take your meat, flavor it and wrap it in large leaves, burlap, whatever. There are a lot of tutorials for this part online I'm sure.
    I prefer burlap. It won't catch fire because there will be no fire. The coals will not have oxygen.
    Lower the meat into the pit, tied up and secured to a 2 x 4 is best.
    Cover the pit in a flat surface (I like to use a metal baking sheet, top turned down), then cover that with dirt. Remember to mark where it is, you fucking morons.

    Dig it out the next day. Get the dirt off with something other than your hands, then remove the sheet. It's going to be hot.
    Then grab the 2 x 4 and haul it up.

    Amazing, perfectly smoked meat. This works with pork, beef, chicken, whatever.
     
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    I've been in some scout routes and camps.

    During Routes, the food was pasta with crappy canned tuna, canned meat with jelly, istant soup/risotto/mashed potatoes and coffe powder, cookies,dried apricots or other fruits.
    Water is essential, of course, and it's always good to fill bottles and canteens at fountains and wells.
    Sometimes we stopped at some tavern for lunch and it tasted like Heaven.

    Since camps has a camboose and were mostly for younger kids, food's better: pasta with some decent sauce, beans,meat (chicken,beef) and vegetables.

    ADD: there was this guy who ate sausage+apples, but it wasn't with the scouts.
     
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    Always reliable spider dogs
     
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    hot dogs split down the middle with a knife. fork it and roast it over a open camp fire. idea is not to burn them just make the hot dogs curl up from the fire.

    much better than boiling or bbq'ng them
     
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    thats just regular hotdogs

    still yes very good.
     
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    you could use other dogs like polish ones but they don't curl up like regular and there is something about in the curl of the dog. so damn tasty wish i was camping right now. have to wait til the end of june though:(
     
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    thats when i see my family next. i tend to do a lot of camping, spider dogging, fishing, and what not than. 2 weeks in the middle of nowhere and i still get lost with the drive there at times
     
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    and yet you get found again.
    where is this happening at?
     
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    yes i find myself often again as i lose who i am very quickly, you are quite perceptive there. if i'm not too lazy one time will draw or show you a map of where i go. all very confusing to me no matter how many times i do the drive.
     
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    meh pass. Hearing you getting lost in the local dogwalking park sounds dull af
     
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    not dogs..

    a lot of deer on the roads when i least expect it...wakes one up quick at the wheel during those times. Whew.
     
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