I like to cook. I've dreamed of making cooking videos that show how to make a bunch of delicious shit while being a complete asshole to the viewers. Another good idea for camping out: dig a hole in the ground to smoke meat. This takes a while. Sometimes a whole day, but it is WORTH IT. Dig a hole in normal soil about 3-4 feet deep and 2' x 2' wide. Can be bigger or smaller if you want but this size is tested to be good. Line the pit in stones that have NEVER been in water. Ever. Like, in the past few million years ever. That is really important. Those stones sometimes explode when exposed to prolonged heat. The stones are important because they help even out the heat distributed. Fill the bottom with logs, about a foot deep. You need a lot of hot coals. This takes a while. Not only to get the fire fully going, but to render the wood into a foot of coals. Crack open beers during this time. Once you're done with that, you should have a shitload of coals. Take your meat, flavor it and wrap it in large leaves, burlap, whatever. There are a lot of tutorials for this part online I'm sure. I prefer burlap. It won't catch fire because there will be no fire. The coals will not have oxygen. Lower the meat into the pit, tied up and secured to a 2 x 4 is best. Cover the pit in a flat surface (I like to use a metal baking sheet, top turned down), then cover that with dirt. Remember to mark where it is, you fucking morons. Dig it out the next day. Get the dirt off with something other than your hands, then remove the sheet. It's going to be hot. Then grab the 2 x 4 and haul it up. Amazing, perfectly smoked meat. This works with pork, beef, chicken, whatever.