What's your favorite camping food that isn't goddamned Smores?

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    So apparently the internet is just full of ideas for fucking smores and shooter sandwiches, and not any decent recipes or preparations.

    Smoking a pork belly and ribs sounds fun, never tried it before.
     
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    A few times when I've gone camping, we've cooked a full pork belly pig. Shit was tasty as fuck. There was beer of course, though I'm a pussy and just had bottled water.
     
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    i let my marshmallows catch fire and then eat the black, charred corpses. the mallow inside is molten deliciousness
    if you need anything other than that to survive you're pleb as fuck
     
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    Dingos gonna steal your dinner
     
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    I can't remember the exact specs, but my uncle made these angus steaks on a camping trip once that were amazing. They were super thick enough that he bored a hole in the center of them and put a pat of butter and a beef bouillon cube in there, and some kind of seasoning I don't remember, then wrapped them in tinfoil and left them on top of a low flame for at least an hour, maybe more and they were like

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    The one summer I was a camp counselor, we learned how to make cinnamon-sugar donuts from a can of biscuits on the propane stove. This recipie is similar:
    http://www.thoreausdaughter.com/2011/08/canned-biscuit-campfire-doughnuts.html
    though we used old-fashioned/plain biscuit dough and not the kind with butter chunks already in it. We made donut-holes instead of big donuts so everyone would have enough.
     
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    My grandfather was very old school with camping. He once took all the kids out and we had rabbit that he killed and we had to clean. Very good though also had some wild onion and tatters as they call it down here. I've also had pheasant, catfish, deer, wild boar, and this one time my cousin killed an emu that got on his land. That was good.
     
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    Pork belly cooked with a little beer sounds pretty amazing. Unfortunately the game butchers around here only carry pieces of pig, not a whole one.

    Holy fuck that sounds like an amazing idea for steaks. I know of similar recipes you do in an oven, but I'll put these in a long roast with some damper under ground
     
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    Dingos are my dinner; they ate my baby :(
     
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    His cooking rig was wonderfully redneck -- a truck tire rim and some kind of metal grate, similar to this:

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    I'm going to try and hunt a pheasant, but the person I'm going with who has a gun licence only managed to get some shitty old gun, can't really get shit with it. Might have to make some traps. And I wouldn't eat the catfish around here if my life goddamn depended on it, disgusting fuckers. Aussie catfish are terrible.
     
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    Pheasant is the best and yeah I'm picky as hell when it comes to catfish. My cousin had a little pond where he raised his own, so we knew it was good.
     
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    It kind of sucks, because where we're going, the spear fishing is great for catfish. Quite easy as well, there are hundreds of the fuckers. I just don't want to eat any of them.
     
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    Salmon bbq with some lemon.
     
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    Some in my family noodle catfish.

    I'm not that crazy.
     
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    Jesus christ, using a whole arm as bait. My asshole puckered a little. Are those the catfish with barbs in them like Australia?
     
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    Whenever i go camping i end up getting extremely drunk and riding my motorbike into trees + starting ridiculously large 'campfires' that get on the verge of going out of control
     
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    I grab a bag on trailmix and water. Any other food I need I have my buddies and we hunt low-tier creatures like rabbits, squirrels and other weasels.
     
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    Hot dog on a stick wrapped in dough. Bannock-dog, my people call it
     
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    i've always hated graham crackers so smores were never my favorite. roasting marshmallows and putting it on top of choklit was always my go to. grilling steaks and roasting hot dogs over the campfire. i haven't camped in 12 years so i haven't expanded my camp food menu yet.
     
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    camping is for nature loving faggots and people who are bad at Counter Strike
     
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    camping? is that like when men go out into the woods and pretend to be animals and fuck each other while making bear sounds?
     
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    My friends and I always gravitate to toast. Some nice buns roasted over the coals and slathered with butter. So good when stoned.
     
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    I know it says "not smores", but we often like to make "cold smores" with chocolate spread and marshmallow creme - less drippy burning mess. A variation I like also includes peanut butter and sometimes cinnamon-sugar graham crackers.
     
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    Pancakes are awesome. All you need is the mix and water and something flat to cook them on.
    We bring a couple of Yeti coolers with us into the wilderness sometimes, but generally I don't fancy them up except by adding cinnamon beforehand, and using peanut butter as the syrup.

    It's fairly illegal to hunt most places here because people are shitheads and ruined it for everybody, so we bring our own meat and veg.
    Kebabs are a necessity. Potatoes, onions, peppers, meat, roasted on an open grill (like @FlamingTofuSquare referenced) then on the open flame for a minute or two.
    Corn on the cob over the flame is also excellent and they are easy af to skewer.
     
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    you made my mouth water
     
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    There are a lot of recipes for dutch oven cooking
     
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