What's wrong with you?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Thatdamnnigger, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. Thatdamnnigger

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    Let's be honest: if you guys registered on EDF there must have been something wrong with you in the first place. Normal people don't enjoy lulz, don't welcome new people with gore pictures, don't enjoy drama as much as you all do.

    You are not sane human beings and I ask you why. What happened to you, what turned you into the asshole you currently are? What were the events in your life that corrupted your poor little soul?

    I am interested.
     
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  5. Thatdamnnigger

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    For the sake of reading other people's stories I'll tell mine.

    First, I was not planned and my mother tried to abort me . Didn't work.

    My mother was very ill when she was pregnant of me. She in fact almost died. I was supposed to have a twin; but only one of the fetuses could survive as my mother's body couldn't feed both of us somehow. He was weaker than me and died. Remember that as it will be important later.

    When I was born, I had almost no chances of survival, in fact doctors had to reanimate me after my birth.
    I spent the 3 first months of my life in a glass cube.

    This is probably why, according to the doctors, I developed schizophrenia later.

    Anyway, as far as I can remember, my mother has always been beating me. I learned, some years ago, that she was taking me responsible for the death of my twin's fetus, for some reason.

    Anyway that wasn't some normal beating: she was an expert at manipulation. She would drink alcohol and go berserk on my ass for no reason (I have been beaten with many objects such as broomsticks or roling pin - which she broke on me when I was 4 - and also I have been forced to sleep in the cave sometimes) and, hours later she would tell me how sorry she was and that she was beaten during her childhood and raped when she was 20 - these apologies, for her, were a way to tell herself that everything was okay and she could repeat the process the next day - beating, apologizing, beating, apologizing, and so on.

    My brothers and sisters would never be around when that happened and as she was fine with everybody else no one would believe me when I told them. She was good at manipulating people and even made me think at some point that it was normal for me t suffer this and that no one would be interested in it. She would buy me gifts regularly to make me believe I was not being abused because "Abused kids don't get gifts" and so on.

    At the same time I had nocturnal terrors, socializing problems etc. Teachers in schools told my parents I was acting weird with the other kids and I wasn't able to socialize properly.

    Mother stopped the beatings when I was around 12 and suddenly decided that she wanted to do it again at the age of 16. 16 year old me didn't really like being stabbed with a pencil, and suddenly I entered some state of rage, like I thought my mother had to suffer all she did to me for years, in some seconds.

    So I broke her wrist, two of her ribs, her nose and some other things in her body.

    I developed stange fetishes, I am still unable to socialize and I always reject that social problem on others, making me hate most people. I want to see things burn, I want to see people die, or even kill them myself.
    That's why I decided to go in the army where I could eventually kill stuff legally, and anyway those guys are assholes.

    But I was kicked.

    I desperately need to see people suffering; that is all.

    Your turn :)
     
  6. Aquipacottingly

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    the story behind the person that can link a picture on a website and get a cheap laugh is not a particularly fascinating concept.

    edit- oh, i'm right.
     
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    Because everything that isn't this is much worse.
     
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    Oh, you haven't been filled in yet. We're all undercover feds.
     
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    Fags, niggers, jews, druggies, furries, bitches, and batshit insane.
     
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  11. Thatdamnnigger

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    I see, and you try to compensate that hunger by shitposting
     
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    I hate jews and niggers. People here hate jews and niggers. Seems like a match
     
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    BTW this whole is a way for OP to tell his faggot story that nobody will bother reading or replying too.
     
  16. Harpoons

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    There's nothing wrong with me whatsoever.
     
  17. Maysam

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    Nothing special happened in my development that led me here.

    I just registered because i lol'd at scumhooks colourful arseræp threats.
    And this forum has no rules except no cp and "don't be a faggot".

    It's always funny to read all that shit that would be considered complete bullshit by most people I know. For example Bayas rants about murrika and his tribe or Ricey talking about some race war that's supposed to happen soon.

    So I guess what's wrong with me is that I don't take things or life in general seriously. Which makes most conversations on these forums quite hilarious.
     
  18. Thatdamnnigger

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    You are a faggot to begin with
     
  19. TheLastCaucasian

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    I think the only thing really wrong with me is that I made an account here, might have to start re-evaluating my life decisions
     
  20. Thatdamnnigger

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    You can still fix that! throw some racist/facists comments a bit everywhere, call everone an asshole on youtube, be arrogant with people IRL, etc. Life will be much more enjoyable.
     
  21. TheLastCaucasian

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    Alright, I guess I'll start with you, you stealth-kike race traitor
     
  22. King Kong

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    Nothing is wrong with me.
    I am a picture of perfect mental health.

    I am here because I am a gorilla who discovered he can type
     
  23. TheLastCaucasian

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    So basically, just a regular nigger?
     
  24. Thatdamnnigger

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    Do you realize that my penis is as huge as a motherfucking street lamp and that it's going up your ass?
     
  25. TheLastCaucasian

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    Pics pls
     
  26. King Kong

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    Everyone here is a regular nigger and a regular faggot.
    You accept that the moment you click accept on the signup form at a place like this
    Goes without saying.
     
  27. Harpoons

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    Finally the point of this thread becomes apparent.
     
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    I am generally full of hate and silliness in equal measure.
     
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  30. uberfukken

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    That's because they're faggots.