whats the best way to beat a hippie?

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    with occupy wallstreet going on I find it best to have some tips on how to defend myself. here are some tips of my own

    1 always carry a baton hippies fear the baton more then getting cut off from Daddy's trust fund.
    2 ask the hippie why if he hate corporations when all his prestigious hippster trash is stored on a ipod.made a fucking jew.
    3give him a job application he'll say he has to be somewhere else.
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    You don't, idiot.
     
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    You're so fucking stupid. How are you a troll when you get so easily trolled? No one fell for the bait in 6 hours except you. You fucking suck dude.
     
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    Raging again.
     
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    you were trolled into replying to this thread. You are the worst troll in history.
     
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    Empty Logic.
     
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    Hang them by a lamp post from their filthy, disgusting hair, and drive their Volkswagen bus into them until nothing is left but a gutpile and broken body parts on the ground and a head hanging from the post. Then torch the bus.

    This also works great for Rastafarians...
     
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    With a sock filled with soap.

    If you time the beatings to coincide with a rainstorm, government riot hoses, or you beat them in their tear-flooded eyes, you can add extra lather damage. (Rinse. Repeat the beating.)
     
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    Anonymous= hipsters of the internet .
    Thus need to die as much as furries do .
     
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    Anonymous will change this world.
     
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    Downtown Vancouver, a few days ago: I was walking around and came across three young 20-somethings wearing / holding failguy masks. I asked them what they were up to, but got a smug reply. I asked them who they were, they replied, "Anonymous."
    The only girl of the three-strong group told me that they were on their way to protest alongside the handful of Occupiers outside the art gallery. They seemed pumped - as if wearing their faggot masks would somehow bestow the power of Jim Carry on them. When I saw them later, they were holding anon-based placards and dancing alongside the protesters to Rick Astley... and a feeling of rage that day wed a sense of shame, and I wished I had brought my guns here from my old home town.

    When will people come to learn that it is not ok to be gay??
     
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    Its perfectly ok to be gay ,but being a faggot on the other hand ............requires KIWF.
     
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    uhhhhhhhhhhh....................sure>.>
     
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    Idiot, type like a normal human.
     
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    Oh isn that cute ......go play with your friends you little piece of hipster subhuman shit .
     
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    Whatever.
     
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    Being a faggot is terrible, but equally bad is being just gay. Being a gay is not allowed. Gay's put other men's penises into their mouths, and hold dongs in their cheeks like chipmunks. Gays even like "kitsch" and participate in the furry fandom. But mostly gays just put other men's dicks in random places of their bodies, like a living lime green faggot human fannypack, full of aids and stuff. And so it is not ok to be gay.

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    Well its actually a good thing . Being that we as humans dont have natural predators. gay is natures method of "thinning the herd ".
     
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    What's gay about Dildo Boys? Dildos aren't real cocks, so what's so gay about it? Besides, you might not know this because you're a girl more accustomed to making sandwiches for men, but Dildo Boys is a fantastic sport, and one of my favourites to watch and cheer. Sports can never be gay. And my cock slapping against those boy's thighs is just Eastern European applause.
     
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    Please elaborate on what dead dildo boys are, and if possible, send me some pictures.
     
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    Humans do have natural predators. They're called "murderers" and "terrorists"... both subhuman...
     
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    Buy a tranquilzer gun, but fill each dart up with too much speed or meth, hard drugs not meant for hippies. Then watch the slow dying to come.
     
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    To beat a hippie...

    1)Blow exhaust directly at them.
    2)Take away their pot.
    3)Smash a hybrid.
    4)???
    5)Profit!
     
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    A friend thought that's what it meant, when we were introduced to it, in elementary school.

    That was 15 years ago.
     
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    With a bean bag grenade.

    Or live ammunition.
     
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