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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Negro Neologizzm$$, Sep 12, 2013.
i cant think of any
According to comedian Christopher Titus you can always try falling into a bonfire and then having your inebriated friends stomp you out. It's a one step program.
no thanks niglib that nigga hates freedom and retards
Just fucking stop.
You weak willed pussy.
Take up smoking.
first thing you need to do is stop saying "IM QUITTING DRINKING" because
that is extremely unrealistic and youre not fucking going to. stop being dramatic.
IM STOPPING MASTURBATING
nah nigger. just fucking stop doing it so much, and stop doing it in public for christs sakes.
keep it that way
Kill yourself. Worked for me. Or ALT+F4 if you're too chicken shit.
Didn't stop my mom.
Have your friends piss in all of your drinks.
That way you get to choose between piss or delirium tremens.
That explains a lot.
it kind of seems like you guys don't really care about my drinking that's enheartening.
Kind of? We most certainly don't
-Get in touch with a support group like alcoholics anonymous and work with them.
-You may use a safer substitute for alcohol when you get an urge, soda or water for example.
-Water down your alcohol a little bit more, every time you drink.
-Drink stuff with less alcoholic content.
-Only drink the vilest stuff possible, so as to acquire a strong association between drinking and putrid bilge from hell.
-Avoid bars, and the alcohol aisle when shopping; delude yourself into thinking you can't find them so give up on buying drinks.
Start doing hard drugs.
Start sucking .
Keep an assortment big vainy dicks in your mouth as long as possible, then when you fell the urge to drink tip a cold one back like...
then post pics here and *BAM* you're done! Fail safe for LIFE!
heeeey buddy. i was wondering where you got to