whats some good ways to quit drinking?

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    i cant think of any
     
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    According to comedian Christopher Titus you can always try falling into a bonfire and then having your inebriated friends stomp you out. It's a one step program.
     
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    no thanks niglib that nigga hates freedom and retards
     
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    first thing you need to do is stop saying "IM QUITTING DRINKING" because
    that is extremely unrealistic and youre not fucking going to. stop being dramatic.

    IM STOPPING MASTURBATING

    nah nigger. just fucking stop doing it so much, and stop doing it in public for christs sakes.
     
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    keep it that way
     
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    Have your friends piss in all of your drinks.

    That way you get to choose between piss or delirium tremens.
     
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    That explains a lot.
     
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    it kind of seems like you guys don't really care about my drinking that's enheartening.
     
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    -Get in touch with a support group like alcoholics anonymous and work with them.
    -You may use a safer substitute for alcohol when you get an urge, soda or water for example.
    -Water down your alcohol a little bit more, every time you drink.
    -Drink stuff with less alcoholic content.
    -Only drink the vilest stuff possible, so as to acquire a strong association between drinking and putrid bilge from hell.
    -Avoid bars, and the alcohol aisle when shopping; delude yourself into thinking you can't find them so give up on buying drinks.
     
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    heeeey buddy. i was wondering where you got to
     
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