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What's it like to be an utter and complete failure?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 25, 2011.

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Let's face it. You never went to university and you probably live in a tiny cramped messy apartment in some crowded urban area in some shit city. You work in a dead end job and you get paid just barely above the minimum wage. Your "friends" are shallow, aggressive lower class trash and to comfort yourself, you spend your days rotting away in pubs and bars, drinking your liver to oblivion.

    There's no chance of you ever elevating above this shitfest and the groundhog days you're living are boring and depressing.

    Me? I'm a successful business owner in NYC. A 'Yuppie', if you like, though it's better to be rich and a snob than be a "realistic" member of the lower class. I rake in thousands of cash every day.
    I am always in good company; My friends are beautiful and intelligent and I often spend time with them.

    I am a better human being than 99% of you worthless sub-human garbage. Fucking losers.
     
    #1 SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 25, 2011
  2. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Having funny dreams again, S4?
     
    #2 Chainsaw surgeon, Oct 25, 2011
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    Thousands of cash :)
     
    #3 eraserhead, Oct 25, 2011
  4. Seku

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    67% of the population agree with me and my subhuman friends.
     
    #4 Seku, Oct 25, 2011
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    resident stoner

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    Aren't you like, fourteen?
     
    #5 Helix, Oct 25, 2011
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    It kinda sucks.

    Before joining the military, I worked various dead end retail jobs, never rising above middle management.

    Joining the military, I was posted in various, shit tier areas, and (surprise), never rising above middle management.

    Now I'm working long, shitty hours as a chef in a shit tier restaurant. How much you want to bet that once again, I'll flounder in middle-management?
     
    #6 Stormtrooper, Oct 25, 2011
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    my biggest dream as a child was to be an unshaven homeless drunkard fighting aliens.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
     
    #7 Weezus Christ, Oct 25, 2011
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    What happens to me is irrelevant. Only the survival of my tribe is important. I don't expect any of you to understand that.
     
    #8 Baya Rae 4900, Oct 25, 2011
  9. scumhook

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    You're in Villawood, aren't you?

    Be honest.
     
    #9 scumhook, Oct 26, 2011
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Haha. Oh, Scumy.
     
    #10 Baya Rae 4900, Oct 26, 2011
  11. Nouble Digger

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    ＦＵＲＦＲＩＥＮＤ

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    Thank god for all of us that fall inside of the first standard deviation of the empirical rule.
     
    #11 Nouble Digger, Oct 26, 2011
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Also, to answer the question raised in the title, it's like being S4.
     
    #12 Baya Rae 4900, Oct 26, 2011
  13. oddguy

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    i like to believe you've opend this thread especially for me to use this pic.
    thank you.
     
    #13 oddguy, Oct 26, 2011
  14. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm doing pretty good myself. Got a few more months before I get my degree, then I'm gonna take a year to work before graduate school.
     
    #14 PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011
  15. Atomic_Joe

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    I almost thought about being snarky, but then I realized...it's S4. His only success is shit posting and creating sock accounts.
     
    #15 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  16. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    go to college
     
    #16 SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 26, 2011
  17. Atomic_Joe

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    Confirmed for d jones
     
    #17 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
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    #18 PerfectlyNormal, Oct 26, 2011
  19. PerpetuallyAroused

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    joe did go to cllege, he just wasn't smart enough to stay IN college.
     
    #19 PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011
  20. Atomic_Joe

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    Point of clarification, I lost interest and dropped out.
     
    #20 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  21. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    cool

    There's a girl thats been on my


    MIIIIIIIIIIIIND
     
    #21 SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 26, 2011
  22. PerpetuallyAroused

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    yes, and your next brilliant decision was to go to the mideast to be with tamara. Nice one genius.
     
    #22 PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011
  23. Atomic_Joe

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    Win some-lose some. At least I got some cool swag out of the deal.
     
    #23 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  24. PerpetuallyAroused

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    like the herpes and that smell that you can't get rid of?
     
    #24 PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011
  25. Atomic_Joe

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    It IS the gift that keeps on giving. It's a selling point, in my opinion. Having herpes tells women "THIS MAN HAS BEEN PLACES AND DONE SOME NASTY SHIT". They like that, it causes moistness.
     
    #25 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  26. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm sure k-hate appreciates the spots, but knowing her, she probably already had them.
     
    #26 PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011
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    #27 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  28. TwoStar

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    What happened, Atomic Joe?
     
    #28 TwoStar, Oct 26, 2011
  29. Atomic_Joe

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    Google search. Plus, it's Bill Clinton, and I love Bill Clinton.
     
    #29 Atomic_Joe, Oct 26, 2011
  30. TwoStar

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    What happened, Atomic Joe?
     
    #30 TwoStar, Oct 26, 2011
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