What's it like to be an utter and complete failure?

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Let's face it. You never went to university and you probably live in a tiny cramped messy apartment in some crowded urban area in some shit city. You work in a dead end job and you get paid just barely above the minimum wage. Your "friends" are shallow, aggressive lower class trash and to comfort yourself, you spend your days rotting away in pubs and bars, drinking your liver to oblivion.

    There's no chance of you ever elevating above this shitfest and the groundhog days you're living are boring and depressing.

    Me? I'm a successful business owner in NYC. A 'Yuppie', if you like, though it's better to be rich and a snob than be a "realistic" member of the lower class. I rake in thousands of cash every day.
    I am always in good company; My friends are beautiful and intelligent and I often spend time with them.

    I am a better human being than 99% of you worthless sub-human garbage. Fucking losers.
     
  2. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Having funny dreams again, S4?
     
  3. eraserhead

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    Thousands of cash :)
     
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    67% of the population agree with me and my subhuman friends.
     
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    Aren't you like, fourteen?
     
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    It kinda sucks.

    Before joining the military, I worked various dead end retail jobs, never rising above middle management.

    Joining the military, I was posted in various, shit tier areas, and (surprise), never rising above middle management.

    Now I'm working long, shitty hours as a chef in a shit tier restaurant. How much you want to bet that once again, I'll flounder in middle-management?
     
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    my biggest dream as a child was to be an unshaven homeless drunkard fighting aliens.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    What happens to me is irrelevant. Only the survival of my tribe is important. I don't expect any of you to understand that.
     
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    You're in Villawood, aren't you?

    Be honest.
     
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    Haha. Oh, Scumy.
     
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    Thank god for all of us that fall inside of the first standard deviation of the empirical rule.
     
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    Also, to answer the question raised in the title, it's like being S4.
     
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    i like to believe you've opend this thread especially for me to use this pic.
    thank you.
     
  14. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm doing pretty good myself. Got a few more months before I get my degree, then I'm gonna take a year to work before graduate school.
     
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    I almost thought about being snarky, but then I realized...it's S4. His only success is shit posting and creating sock accounts.
     
  16. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    go to college
     
  17. Atomic_Joe

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  19. PerpetuallyAroused

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    joe did go to cllege, he just wasn't smart enough to stay IN college.
     
  20. Atomic_Joe

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    Point of clarification, I lost interest and dropped out.
     
  21. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    cool

    There's a girl thats been on my


    MIIIIIIIIIIIIND
     
  22. PerpetuallyAroused

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    yes, and your next brilliant decision was to go to the mideast to be with tamara. Nice one genius.
     
  23. Atomic_Joe

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    Win some-lose some. At least I got some cool swag out of the deal.
     
  24. PerpetuallyAroused

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    like the herpes and that smell that you can't get rid of?
     
  25. Atomic_Joe

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    It IS the gift that keeps on giving. It's a selling point, in my opinion. Having herpes tells women "THIS MAN HAS BEEN PLACES AND DONE SOME NASTY SHIT". They like that, it causes moistness.
     
  26. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm sure k-hate appreciates the spots, but knowing her, she probably already had them.
     
  27. Atomic_Joe

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    What happened, Atomic Joe?
     
  29. Atomic_Joe

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    Google search. Plus, it's Bill Clinton, and I love Bill Clinton.
     
  30. TwoStar

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    What happened, Atomic Joe?