what would you name your child

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  1. Ramsey Bolton

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    just wondering
     
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    Certainly not Mariana, Andria or Nathan.
     
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    Sanchansan, then send hin off to japan.

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    My girlfriend and I argue about this all the time. I like cool names like Heinrich, Klaus, and Adolf. She likes faggy names like... I don't listen to her.
     
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    I'm a fiscally minded gent.; so I think I'll whore my children's names out to advertising agencies. I imagine they'll get monikers such as Asus, Bank of America, and Xe Services LLC.
     
  6. Ramsey Bolton

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    I would love to name my kid Jackson Bane or John
     
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    I like this.

    I'd name him something like Morgan.

    He'd probably be saying his name is Morty or some shit.
     
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    awesome the 14th - he or she comes from a long line of awsomeness

    OR

    Fhayknaym - just to troll the little bastard/bitch
    " no honestly that's my REAL name " x 1,000,000,000 ....
     
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    EDF posters? Children?
    HAHAHA

    If it was a guy I'd name it after myself; Eric. If it was a girl I'd name it after myself; Eric.
     
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    michelle- a nice normal name...
    i would call her chelly for short.
     
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    i will never have children. ever.

    they literally drain the life out of you.

    also 99% of you shouldn't have/be around children. ever.

    1294628680717.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    thats true.