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  1. Sugar Bombs

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    consider an awesome date/dating experience? Most of the people I've met seem pretty unimaginative. They generally want to just go eat something or drink beers in a bar. As a matter of fact, the last guy who hit on me said essentially this: "Hey, ah, you want to hit up (a giant bar) with me? I just got a new truck, extended cab, pretty sweet. We can get some grub after, if you want. In fact, I got some skettio's back at the hotel. So that takes care of that! Waddya say?"

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    Maybe I missed out on the best time of my life by turning him down.

    I've always wanted to do something out of the ordinary routine, like dress up in a gown and tuxedo, and start a paintball fight somewhere. Perhaps yelling about FOX-HOUND, and launch codes. Then exiting before the police arrive.

    Or have sex while playing Mario Kart, or while the dude is dressed up like the Master Chief.

    If money didn't matter, I'd want to go to one of the world's largest arcades, or see something unusual, such as the world's largest piano. It's set into the shore in Zadar, Croatia, and it plays different notes when the waves crash against it. Or see a World Series game.

    Just curious, what would you guys do on a date if you could do anything?

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    Anything?
    Drinks at a classy brothel.
    Maybe a heavy dinner at a steakhouse.
    and then back to the brothel.
     
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    you know what, fuck you people.
    I am going to open the first steakhouse/brothel.
     
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    I'm going to assume from the lack of posts that most of you don't interact with members of the opposite sex.
     
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    For a first date, or any date? If I already knew the girl, I'd want to go see a psychedelic band, fucked up on a cocktail of hallucinogens together. Go-carting can actually be hella fun if she's not a pansy, laser light show is a gold standard for me, water parks are the shit if there's one nearby. Hmm. I'll have to think on this a little more.
     
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    Either. That's a good idea, a laser show. It would be fun to do mushrooms and go to a waterpark on one of their less busy days/during the off-season, or float on a river and drink beers. It would be fun to do mushrooms and... pretty much do anything.

    Edit: When you said mushrooms, I thought about waterparks before I read that last sentence of yours, and it didn't register in my head that you wrote something about them until a minute later. lols.
     
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    Sounds hot.
     
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    Maybe if you don't have a dictionary.:)
     
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    Damn straight its fun to do things on shrooms. I like to spend a lot of time just kinda...relaxing, idk how many women that would just bore though. I'd like to meet a woman who has no qualms with kicking back with a bunch of weed, a comfortable chair, and great music and just doing nothing for half the day. That being said, I'm a fan of out-doorsey shit too, skiing, camping, hiking, idk how many women would dig that either as a date though.
     
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    Something easy, cheap and comfy, a good conversation. I don't care for people who want to be dazzled by some childish fairy tale or some magical shit for a first date.
     
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    One of my turn-ons is serious men who hate people.
     
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    Good conversations ARE magical.
     
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    You're spoiled for choice around here.

    As long as your definition of "men" is pretty flexible.
     
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    Goddammit, Israeli chicks are supposed to be hot, go fuck one of those.
     
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    Another thing that would be pretty cool, would be to go to a Comic Con.
    I want to meet people like Mike Judge, and see all the crazy/whorish costumes.

    And get my portrait drawn by Angus Oblong. Like this one:
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    Pick up my date in a hearse, with a corpse in the back. Have a festive picnic while right next to a funeral, and burial.
     
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    Then I think for our first group date we can go to France.

    And by that I mean me and oddguy would Eiffel Tower you.
     
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    Well since we are talking about date the only thing that "matters" is having sex. I mean there is no much else you can do with your gf, because if I wanna have some fun and do crazy shit or whatever out of the ordinary routine then it's damn sure that I'd spend my time with my friends
     
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    you are a bitch though so it'd be right that the first memory he has of dating you should be watching mentally arrested manchildren jerking off to ponies.
     
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    Or we're too busy out interacting with the opp sex to have time to reply.

    OK.

    Obvious bullshit.

    Truth: too busy wanking to vids of the opp sex to reply.
     
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    My ideal first date is pretty much just me sitting alone in a darkened room, trying to suck my own cock and bursting into tears when I realise that it's never going to work.